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Demonlanders, my old man has (had) a demon gnome that he puts out the front of his apartment on Powlett St a few hundred metres from the G.

When we lose it faces the naughty corner when we win its on proud display. When Maxy kicked the goal after the siren in 2021 to win the minor premiership it was purched on top of a ladder.

It has been stolen twice in 5 years both Collingwood games. Last night one of those people in black and white jail uniforms jumped his fence and stole it.

The old man wants a new gnome before Anzac Eve. Any ideas how to fast track one? It needs to be 30+cm and not one of those plastic ones.

The new gnome will be wearing a Brayshaw style helmet the week we play Collingwood we might need security.

Edited by Wrecker46
Size requirements

 
 

Saty might be free after the game .


25 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Saty might be free after the game .

Charlie Spargo isn't busy for the next few weeks, he already has the uniform as well.

3 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Was it similar to this or “older”? spacer.png

I have one of these guarding my Thai Basil plants 😊

 

Also, surely there must be a warehouse of unsold Demon Gnomes out there somewhere which can be bought as a job lot and place in every window and balcony in the area. Total Gnome dominance.

4 hours ago, Wrecker46 said:

Demonlanders, my old man has (had) a demon gnome that he puts out the front of his apartment on Powlett St a few hundred metres from the G.

When we lose it faces the naughty corner when we win its on proud display. When Maxy kicked the goal after the siren in 2021 to win the minor premiership it was purched on top of a ladder.

It has been stolen twice in 5 years both Collingwood games. Last night one of those people in black and white jail uniforms jumped his fence and stole it.

The old man wants a new gnome before Anzac Eve. Any ideas how to fast track one? It needs to be 30+cm and not one of those plastic ones.

The new gnome will be wearing a Brayshaw style helmet the week we play Collingwood we might need security.

I think the AFL shop sells them , and I bought one about 5 years ago from a privately owned sports memorabilia store in a shop on Victoria street adjacent to the Vic market. This store will be open on Tuesday

Edited by joeboy


4 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Was it similar to this or “older”? spacer.png

I saw this one at Coles Yarraville on clearance for $8.50 yesterday. It isn’t plastic but not sure if it is as big as 30cm

https://www.aflfootyshop.com.au/melbourne-demons-mini-garden-gnome?gad_source=4&gclid=Cj0KCQjw8pKxBhD_ARIsAPrG45loIC44NPd6Hz3zvH7Of5f-Or1qy_BQJKmB27O_NfmgZVItSMNdsBgaAkSmEALw_wcB

They also offered a $10 discount, voucher came up as a pop up.

$15 for next day delivery. Only 18 cm big.

Saw they were sold out of the 30 cms ones.

Get a garden gnome, and paint it up.

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Edited by kev martin

I've seen them at Poyntons Nersery

But that business is owned by James Hird's missus' family

So, nah

I’d stuff the next gnome with some explosives and a movement/time delay trigger -10 mins from Powlett St should get them back to their Collingwood hovel.

Gnomeland security….


On 21/04/2024 at 14:01, Wrecker46 said:

Demonlanders, my old man has (had) a demon gnome that he puts out the front of his apartment on Powlett St a few hundred metres from the G.

When we lose it faces the naughty corner when we win its on proud display. When Maxy kicked the goal after the siren in 2021 to win the minor premiership it was purched on top of a ladder.

It has been stolen twice in 5 years both Collingwood games. Last night one of those people in black and white jail uniforms jumped his fence and stole it.

The old man wants a new gnome before Anzac Eve. Any ideas how to fast track one? It needs to be 30+cm and not one of those plastic ones.

The new gnome will be wearing a Brayshaw style helmet the week we play Collingwood we might need security.

Not going to ask where obviously but could we get which side of the street it's on when facing the G? 

Would be good to keep a lookout when the new one is installed 😀


39 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

this site has them in stock 26cm mfc gnome

I went to the site, and it says "out of stock", two lines down from availability. 

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Edited by kev martin

3 hours ago, kev martin said:

I went to the site, and it says "out of stock", two lines down from availability. 

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sorry for that ...  but when i looked it definitely said in stock

just re-checked and it says 

In Stock For Same Day Despatch

but then down below it says 

Out of stock

strange, that

Edited by daisycutter

Makes shopping time consuming and confusing when they are so unclear.

Sometimes attention is more important @daisycutter

Edited by kev martin

 

Oh no! i work in east Melbourne and pass this gnome daily and smile. I hope you find a replacement soon.

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