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***WARNING

WC have officially stopped tanking

 

That's Brisbane now having lost all three of their home games against Carlton, Collingwood & Geelong. If we'd bothered to turn up last week their season would already be in a burning dumpster. 

 

We copped flawless Brisbane last week. They love playing us and got themselves up for that game. 

Reality is they are a mid-table side, at best, right now. They will end tonight with the same number of wins as West Coast.

Meanwhile Geelong’s had an easy draw so far but equally still have 7 games to come at GMHBA. Lock them in for top 4, sadly.


10 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Amen 

But also f¥£> Brisbane. Suffer you insufferable bunch of d!kheads

Biggest bunch of pretenders alongside Port

2 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

 

Meanwhile Geelong’s had an easy draw so far but equally still have 7 games to come at GMHBA. Lock them in for top 4, sadly.

Yep, same old same old. They won’t do much damage in finals IMO. 
 

Meantime West Coast have forgotten the game goes for 4 quarters. 

Edited by Jaded No More

Come on West Coast, don’t go to the pub just yet. 

 

Jaeger O'Meara was a star of the game for a period of time. He's a bit of a plodder (relatively) these days. 

4 hours ago, Chook said:

I know it's early in the year and a lot can change, but I'd be shocked if the Giants don't win the flag this year based on what I've seen so far.
Brisbane, Melbourne, Carlton, Collingwood could put together a good month and snatch it, but no one's playing footy as consistently good as GWS right now.

Probably way too early to make that call but there you go.

 

2 hours ago, Chook said:

At the risk of looking like a fool again, I think the lions are going to go on a tear now that they've regained their mojo. Reckon they'll smash the cats tonight.

See, this is why I don't tip. I clearly have no idea what I'm talking about.


3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

We won our first 10 games in 2022…

Edit: I see he’s deleted the Tweet. 

Edited by titan_uranus

1 minute ago, DubDee said:

funny ole game football 

If by funny you mean hugely disappointing, then yes. Today was ‘hilarious’.


but seriously, North said no to Reid

will set them back another 5 years 

Just now, DubDee said:

but seriously, North said no to Reid

will set them back another 5 years 

Might have set Reid back by a few too

Just now, The heart beats true said:

If by funny you mean hugely disappointing, then yes. Today was ‘hilarious’.

i get ya mate

we were 10-0 in 2022

didn’t mean anything 

let’s win September 

5 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

lol, 2009 St Kilda. Every time I remember they didn't win a flag in that period I just shake my head in disbelief.

2 hours ago, Chook said:

At the risk of looking like a fool again, I think the lions are going to go on a tear now that they've regained their mojo. Reckon they'll smash the cats tonight.

ended well.


Just now, Queanbeyan Demon said:

ended well.

You miss every shot you don't take. In my case, I also miss every shot I do take.

Why do I enjoy watching Freo lose so much? 
 

ringing stained glass GIF by Faith Holland

 

Happy for Jayden 💕

Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

Happy for Jayden 💕

Jayden > Jackson 


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