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GAMEDAY: Rd 05 vs Brisbane

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1 minute ago, praha said:

Can we give more than one award for the night?

Unfortunately I think we can

 
Just now, Red But Mostly Blue said:

Fancy the lions serving up slop so far this year and here even hipwood is having a dip. To be fair though we are helping them along. Midfield getting thrashed, defence pretty poor. Sloppy, no marks, lots of passengers.

Positive? Kolt looks the goods. Great kick to Fritta 

And Gipwood is the sofetest of soft players

Calling it early.. We have got ahead of ourselves


1st quarter 

GETTING SMASHED AT STOPPAGES 

UMPS FSVOURING LIONS 

COMMENTATORS FAVOURING LIONS 

OLIVER 2 TOUCHES 

INSIDE 50s LIONS 20-11 

THIS IS [censored] 

We have had three chances of a one-on-one in our F50, and the kick to the contest has favoured the opposition. decent kicking might also make a difference. 

 

We can’t lose in the midfield for more than a half. Lions are on. 


3 minutes ago, Red But Mostly Blue said:

Fancy the lions serving up slop so far this year and here even hipwood is having a dip. To be fair though we are helping them along. Midfield getting thrashed, defence pretty poor. Sloppy, no marks, lots of passengers.

Positive? Kolt looks the goods. Great kick to Fritta 

Kolt hasn’t had a kick !! That was Rivers 

5 minutes ago, croydick said:

At the ground and didn't see anything specific, I think it’s just bc he's an awful person.

Thanks. Still a very good reason to boo. 

    • Love 1

    Neale looks injured

    Need a couple of quickies

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    Even Max can't mark I50 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

    BBB totally held then. Nothing. Thanks umps. 

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    1 minute ago, Gunna’s said:

    Thanks. Still a very good reason to boo. 

    i will always happily contribute to a zorko boo

    Looking like the Sydney game a bit


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