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Rozee is a great player and looks a very good captain, but he has not played well in finals and can be found wanting when physically hassled. As much as he would be an asset, I want to see him influence a game before putting him in the same category as other gun midfielders.

Butters is a good player who has had one great season, but looks like he has come right back to being simply another good footballer, and nothing more.

Not really enjoying the game, but it a nice warm feeling to see Essendon 6 goals down. A pleasant start to the weekend. 

 

Gees Essendon are bang average.

Will be 21 years next year since you know what.

1 minute ago, Jibroni said:

Gees Essendon are bang average.

Will be 21 years next year since you know what.

What?

 
Just now, ANG13 said:

What?

Last time they won a final.


3 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

Last time they won a final.

You can never hear that enough. Hopefully it ends up being 40 years. 

 

If nothing else, Port's performance tonight, against average oppo it must be said, makes our win over them all the more meritorious.


6 minutes ago, ANG13 said:

Port will absolutely [censored] some teams this year. 

Yep, bottom 8 teams, at home at AO. Their big name players go missing too often against quality opponents. Dixon should be clunking marks and kicking 60+ per season and doesn't, while their other two forwards lack impact. 

They are murdering a very poor Essendon tonight, but this is what they keep teasing everyone with.

11 minutes ago, ANG13 said:

Port will absolutely [censored] some teams this year. 

 

8 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

They are flat trackers. Won’t beat anyone that matters.

According to Roo-Shoot-ooh, Port are on the verge of having the greatest midfield of all time

Edited by Queanbeyan Demon

16 minutes ago, Jibroni said:

Gees Essendon are bang average.

Will be 21 years next year since you know what.

 

 


3 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Why couldn’t Essendon be this garbage in last years Gather Rd?

Like Gremlins, they got a power up because of the rain !

How nauseating is Taylor - six times a quarter telling us how ^&*(ing marvelous gather round is?

Just now, Queanbeyan Demon said:

How nauseating is Taylor - six times a quarter telling us how ^&*(ing marvelous gather round is?

He’s painful enough normally, gather round has taken him to another level. 

2 minutes ago, ANG13 said:

He’s painful enough normally, gather round has taken him to another level. 

Hope he finds the level that doesn’t involve him on TV asap 

16 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Why couldn’t Essendon be this garbage in last years Gather Rd?

Because draper had to play the game of his life


15 minutes ago, dee-tox said:

Port are a better team with Horny Francis. He is a Nathan Buckley like.

There are many strong parallel but I don't think North are going to be triple-premiers any time soon!

 
2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

7,153 days since Essendon last won a final. They aren't playing finals this year.

Add 514 days, at least. 🤣🤣

21 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Why couldn’t Essendon be this garbage in last years Gather Rd?

Too soon

#NamFlashbacks


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