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NON-MFC: Round 03

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The ongoing problem for the Lions and Pies is they go missing when the physical pressure is turned up high. The difference tonight is simply the Lions forward line is a mess.

And to top it off, Hipwood has to be dropped - absolutely heartless and skill-less performance. 

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    1 minute ago, BoBo said:

    Joey Mantagna saying Pendles punch is a fine??????? Are you for real?

    will definitely be a week at least

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    will definitely be a week at least

    If it were Toby Green he’d be getting 3 without a shadow of a doubt. 

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    Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Fourth week in a row the oppo fans have booed that filthy piece of sch!tt. Long may it continue.

     We play them in round 13. If anyone thinks that by then the anger will have abated some, they’ve got another thing coming. The AFL wants it to go away and be forgotten. That ain’t happenin’ anytime soon. 

    Maynard will be booed by Melbourne fans for the rest of his career. We still boo Zorko! 

    I will spend the rest of my existence holding pure unadulterated hate for that subhuman, and somehow I don’t think I’m alone. 
    I dream of booing him off in round 24 after we smash the Pies and knock them out of finals contention. 

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    We finished 4th last year with 16 wins & 4 losses. Regardless if the Pies win, it’s still difficult for either of these teams to make top 4. Swans finished 8th with 12.5 wins and 10 losses.

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    Lay off poor Eric I say. What about the filth captain racking up a whopping 2 more possessions from more time on ground.

    Time to apply the blowtorch to him too

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    2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    will definitely be a week at least

    Need I remind you what happened to the last Pies player who fronted the tribunal for a violent act?

    I don’t trust the MRO and the POS who runs it to make correct calls. 

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    Dog act from Pendlebury on Neale. Off the ball, easily more than 5 metres. Not in play. Pendlebury slams the base of his hand into Neale's Solar Lexus. No warning. Dangerous. SHOULD BE SUSPENDED FOR AT LEAST 2 WEEKS.

    Dog act Pendlebury.

    Dog act.

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    BT

    hes kicked it 

    its there i think

    it is!

    500,000 watching - it hit the post you dumb [censored]

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    Finally the baggage man delivers. 

    he needs to stand up

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    Not the result I hoped for (can’t see Brisbane winning this), but I’m encouraged by how average both of these teams still look. Neither of these teams are finishing top 4. 
     

    We will though. 

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    2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    BT

    hes kicked it 

    its there i think

    it is!

    500,000 watching - it hit the post you dumb [censored]

    I still reckon it was a goal to be honest 🥴

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    1 minute ago, Smokey said:

    Not the result I hoped for (can’t see Brisbane winning this), but I’m encouraged but how average both of these teams still look. Neither of these teams are finishing top 4. 
     

    We will though. 

    keep watching. Lions will win

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    2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    BT

    hes kicked it 

    its there i think

    it is!

    500,000 watching - it hit the post you dumb [censored]

    Yes but BT poses the important questions, such as: have two opposing #46s ever gone up in the ruck?

    Answer: who gives a [censored]

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    1 minute ago, DubDee said:

    keep watching. Lions will win

    Nah, AFL don't want 0/4

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    The disappointment in the voices of JB and BT when Brisbane kick a goal is palpable.

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