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MelbourneFC.com.au Media Thread

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On 08/02/2024 at 15:28, Rab D Nesbitt said:

You mean you don’t like the videos of players trying to roll a coin into a fork or stick a clothes peg on a singlet without getting caught? 🙄

Not even a mind as brilliant as yours would have been able to conjure up those two gems Rab!

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    On 11/02/2024 at 15:27, Redleg said:

    Yes I meant off, not up.

    I must have been thinking of the man shake.

    Or maybe you just have better taste and were recalling a much better era of music Red.

    We must excuse all swifties, for they know not what they're doing!

     

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    12 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    Or maybe you just have better taste and were recalling a much better era of music Red.

    We must excuse all swifties, for they know not what they're doing!

     

    Yes, forgot the Cars song. 

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    On 17/02/2024 at 22:10, Demonland said:

    That’s a howler. 😱

    At least it wasn't Bailey Fridge - son of Ted Fridge and nephew of John Fridge. 

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    On 17/02/2024 at 23:53, Demon Dynasty said:

    We must excuse all swifties, for they know not what they're doing!

    On both Saturday and Sunday I found myself on a train packed with Swifties. Sunday in particular was intense. I was given a schooling on all things Tay and ended up with three *friendship bracelets. Not a Tay fan, but couldn’t expect to meet so many delightful girls in one (confined) space ever again. 

    For the uninitiated, the idea is to make friendship bracelets that are Tay-related using coloured beads and beads with letters for song titles etc. The bracelets are then swapped for other bracelets. Of course I didn’t have any bracelets so I swapped a Clarrie key ring (Tay’s fave number is 13), two ribbons (one red and one blue) and a chupa chup. 😁

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    On 17/02/2024 at 20:57, wheaters31 said:


    Name is incorrect.

    Bayley*

     

    On 17/02/2024 at 21:57, whatwhat say what said:

    it's just embarrassing 

     

    On 17/02/2024 at 22:10, Demonland said:

    That’s a howler. 😱

    Beside the point I know, but Fritta couldn’t care less about his name being misspelled. His mum, on the other hand… it’s her pet hate. Beware the wrath of Mrs Fritta, comms dept!  😅

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    4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    On both Saturday and Sunday I found myself on a train packed with Swifties. Sunday in particular was intense. I was given a schooling on all things Tay and ended up with three *friendship bracelets. Not a Tay fan, but couldn’t expect to meet so many delightful girls in one (confined) space ever again. 

    For the uninitiated, the idea is to make friendship bracelets that are Tay-related using coloured beads and beads with letters for song titles etc. The bracelets are then swapped for other bracelets. Of course I didn’t have any bracelets so I swapped a Clarrie key ring (Tay’s fave number is 13), two ribbons (one red and one blue) and a chupa chup. 😁

    Apparently she started the friendship bracelet thingy many moons ago when only 900 or so ppl attended her concert/s here.  Had a tiny bit of success since it seems!

    I propose changing you're nic to WCS (S = Swifty)... or just Swifty!

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    1 minute ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    Apparently she started the friendship bracelet thingy many moons ago when only 900 or so ppl attended her concert/s here.  Had a tiny bit of success since it seems!

    I propose changing you're nic to WCS (S = Swifty)... or just Swifty!

    … and I propose we don’t. 
     

    😅

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    17 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

    turps werk

     

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    Granted this is terrible, as is the misspelling of Bayley and the many other errors, but I don’t believe it warrants the level of scathing criticism it’s copping on here… and I’m a professional proofreader. I’ve been proofreading for over 20 years and believe me, my standard is very high. But you pick your battles.

    While I agree our communications game needs lifting, I’d sooner all efforts are directed at winning a premiership, even at the expense of other aspects of the Club.

    Someone on here compared us to West Coast in terms of comms. West Coast… the hot mess languishing at the bottom of the ladder apparently have a shmick livestream of open training sessions. Impressive, right?

    Hashtag Priorities 

     

     

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    52 minutes ago, Mach5 said:

    the old adage says the fish rots from the head

    The old adage is wrong.

    The fish rots from the guts.  All that bacteria, you see.

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    I thought that Andrew Dillon endorsed our senior management and Leadership group quite strongly this afternoon. We have been let down but I would suggest it’s not by any of the club’s leaders.

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    On 20/02/2024 at 10:50, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Granted this is terrible, as is the misspelling of Bayley and the many other errors, but I don’t believe it warrants the level of scathing criticism it’s copping on here… and I’m a professional proofreader. I’ve been proofreading for over 20 years and believe me, my standard is very high. But you pick your battles.

    While I agree our communications game needs lifting, I’d sooner all efforts are directed at winning a premiership, even at the expense of other aspects of the Club.

    Someone on here compared us to West Coast in terms of comms. West Coast… the hot mess languishing at the bottom of the ladder apparently have a shmick livestream of open training sessions. Impressive, right?

    Hashtag Priorities 

     

     

    Zoomers aren’t too fussed about spelling. 

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    Agree

    i said a few years on here the customer service level was sub par (marketing etc) and was lashed

    Dealt with Collingwood post GF23 for merch for wife and son #2 and the difference was shocking 

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    1 hour ago, Superunknown said:

    Agree

    i said a few years on here the customer service level was sub par (marketing etc) and was lashed

    Dealt with Collingwood post GF23 for merch for wife and son #2 and the difference was shocking 

    I, my family and a lot of friends went absolutely bananas after our big win in ‘21 and I couldn’t speak more highly of the way we were able to order and receive our merchandise from MFC, our mob really stepped up and that was despite Covid, so I guess all clubs step up when the big bucks are concerned.😁

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    8 minutes ago, DeeZone said:

    I, my family and a lot of friends went absolutely bananas after our big win in ‘21 and I couldn’t speak more highly of the way we were able to order and receive our merchandise from MFC, our mob really stepped up and that was despite Covid, so I guess all clubs step up when the big bucks are concerned.😁

    I too had no issues with dealing with the club when it came to the bounty of merchandise that I ordered. There was some items that were on back order or not available and they were very accommodating and helpful in a period that would have been very busy as a result of the flag and difficult as a result of COVID related issues.

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    1 hour ago, Superunknown said:

    Agree

    i said a few years on here the customer service level was sub par (marketing etc) and was lashed

    Dealt with Collingwood post GF23 for merch for wife and son #2 and the difference was shocking 

    That was likely due to COVID related supply chain issues.

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    Good interview with Max at Captains day at Marvel and a nice Gallery of all the new players with their families at the formal jumper presentations at Coterie function on the MFC website today. Max is looking very business like.

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    5 hours ago, DeeZone said:

    Good interview with Max at Captains day at Marvel and a nice Gallery of all the new players with their families at the formal jumper presentations at Coterie function on the MFC website today. Max is looking very business like.

    Business like for the business end of the season.

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    Seems Caleb is rated so highly there’s two of him 😂

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