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1 minute ago, Winners at last said:

Nup, no chance. Daniel Johns doesn't get along with the other two at all.

Simpsons Thats The Joke GIF

 
3 hours ago, DubDee said:

Feel it’ll be the Lions day. Daniher is the key, if he can mark and dominate and kick straight he’s unstoppable 

Pies have choked in GFs for decades 

they are 3 wins from their last 16. 

relax everyone. Maybe Bucks can give the pre match speech on how to choke

Cameron doesn't mind the dry conditions too. Loves playing the filth as well.

 
6 minutes ago, Deebymistake said:

Did I just hear that [censored] Hamish McLachlan say about KISS  "world class act for the world's biggest sport?"  Pffffff. What planet is he on?  Soccer, basketball, tennis and cricket say hi.

Might not be the biggest but it's the best 


Makes me sick to think of the monumental waste of money the AFL has paid to get KISS today when, for example, our AFLW players, if out injured or rehabbing etc. but wanting to go interstate to support their teammates, have to pay their own way there. That’s just one example. FFS, get a young Aussie band to perform next time. 

haven’t been able to bring myself to switch the game on. 

not sure i will

the cheering of Maynard will make me want to murder someone 

 
14 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

You could've written the same thing forty years ago. 

Agreed!


Just now, DubDee said:

haven’t been able to bring myself to switch the game on. 

not sure i will

the cheering of Maynard will make me want to murder someone 

I am turning off as soon as it looks like Collingwood has it won. I hope that never happens. I worry the umps will keep it close if the Lions are going well but let the Pies kick away if they can.

13 minutes ago, DubDee said:

in my defence i was drunk last night

now i’ve gotta do it all again!

me poor body

Fair to say it applies to all of us today. It's up to the lions to stop us getting too hammered.

On 9/29/2023 at 1:32 PM, IRW said:

Collingwood do often win by small margins, so often one might say it's a strength. 

They certainly dont throw away games and have supporters trying to turn that into how unlucky they were.

On top of that ,thuggery and all,they play like they are enjoying it.

Maybe Goodwins boys could take a leaf out that book and see if it helps their big game lack of composure.

Fmd! 

MFC arnt in the G/F because of  a dysfunctional forward line ,injuries  and lack of poise when the pressure is on.

They certainly try hard though

McRae leans into the 19th man. They are doing this "for the fans".

We won a flag in Perth while we were all at home in our underwear. 

In 2022 our own players were criticising us for not turning up. Then we choke in 4 finals in a row at the MCG.

McRae is a superb coach and their fans are fully bought in. They take them for the ride. I don't feel like I'm on the "journey" that Goodwin talks about. I feel like just an observer. That's the difference between clubs like Melbourne and Collingwood and it's why they've played in like 35% of all Grand Finals.

gill to pa:  get me a band, any band, as long as they are black and white

 

 

filth will need more than kiss to win this one ... go roibois


1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

Darcy Moore always looks a tad crazy before games.

Yes there is something strange going on….

1 minute ago, praha said:

McRae is a superb coach and their fans are fully bought in. They take them for the ride. I don't feel like I'm on the "journey" that Goodwin talks about. I feel like just an observer. That's the difference between clubs like Melbourne and Collingwood and it's why they've played in like 35% of all Grand Finals.

They’ve played in 20 of the last 80 grand finals but only won three of them. I think I’ll stick with Melbourne. 

Brisbane please do us all a favour and beat this mob. I cannot handle living in Melbourne for the next week or year if the filth win.

We want misery on these players and fans.

 

37 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Kiss are appalling 

Just embarrassing…

Live lead vocals, the rest is backing tracks. Gene Simmons isn't even playing the bass in rhythm to the music.

Mike Brady is always great. Nice nod to RDB.

Gimme the all Australian 2021 pre match anytime.

Probable biased.

But Kiss is so Gill and AFL bombastic BS

I'm loving watching our girls play instead of this hyped up garbage


11 minutes ago, DubDee said:

haven’t been able to bring myself to switch the game on. 

not sure i will

the cheering of Maynard will make me want to murder someone 

I can report the beach down on the Mornington Peninsula is superb. It’s pretty crowded so obviously there are a lot of people like myself who don’t give a rats about todays GF.

The Pies will come out of the blocks if Lions can stay with them in the 1st quarter they’ll win comfortably. 
 

If the Lions can’t match the intensity then it’ll be over by halftime. 

 

[censored]… never high. Did they see what he did to Toby Greene?


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