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I rarely start a topic, but watching Cox, Maynard and Zorko last weekend got me thinking.
Who are the AFL villains by club? And who would supporters of other clubs say is their Melbourne villain?

So I’ve nominated Cox and Maynard for Collingwood and Zorko for Brisbane.
Let’s share our opinions for all 18 clubs.

 

Cripps anti-hero more than a villain. He did not deserve the Brownlow.

T Greene from GWS.

Tex Walker Adelaide.

 

 
2 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Cripps anti-hero more than a villain. He did not deserve the Brownlow.

T Greene from GWS.

Tex Walker Adelaide.

 

I’ve really grown to like Toby Greene. He’s grown up and quite frankly he’s a superstar. If he played for a team someone cared about he’d be winning Brownlows.


Dane Zorko for mine. I hate him with the fire of a thousand suns. 

I won’t name all the Pies players I despise because the list is very long. Moore and the Daicos boys are about the only 3 I don’t want to see suffer long miserable unsuccessful careers.

 

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2 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

I’ve really grown to like Toby Greene. He’s grown up and quite frankly he’s a superstar. If he played for a team someone cared about he’d be winning brownlows.

Agreed


Tom Papley only because of that stupid face he makes when he kicks a goal. 

Hawkins for sure - ask May how he managed to get a broken jaw from a "loose" handball.

I would have put Powell-Pepper for a long time, but I think I have to learned to respect him a bit.

17 clubs. We don’t have one. 
 

Edit - Jesus what was I thinking. Angus brayshaw. That thug living a thug life is a stone cold killah who disguises his sniper hits on oppo players with footy acts like kicking only to try and head butt defenceless players (airborne frisbees ) in their shoulders. What a pr1ck!

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Just now, Superunknown said:

17 clubs. We don’t have one. 

Lot of opposition supporters hate Clarry, don't know why 🤷🏻‍♂️

28 minutes ago, Fanatique Demon said:

 And who would supporters of other clubs say is their Melbourne villain?

I always think about this, and struggle because I really think they're a good bunch. I can imagine people think Clarry's a bit of a punk, and maybe Viney because he's hard at it. Very far from villains though. Weirdly a couple of people I know can't stand Fritta, who to me has always been the most quiet of achievers. Only one that annoys me is old conspiracy Tom, but as a friend of mine once commented, "He's our  [censored]head".


1 minute ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Lot of opposition supporters hate Clarry, don't know why 🤷🏻‍♂️

Jesus he’s not a villain he’s just good

otherwise it’s a list of oppo players who are so good I hate them but secretly love them and wish they played for us 

2 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Jesus he’s not a villain he’s just good

otherwise it’s a list of oppo players who are so good I hate them but secretly love them and wish they played for us 

Of course he is not a villain, but I think that's who opposition supporters probably would choose from our list.

3 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Of course he is not a villain, but I think that's who opposition supporters probably would choose from our list.

Well then they’re thick. It’s Villains.

Maynard

Greene

Essendon’s 2000 GF team

Etc etc

15 minutes ago, Ollie fan said:

Hawkins for sure - ask May how he managed to get a broken jaw from a "loose" handball.

I would have put Powell-Pepper for a long time, but I think I have to learned to respect him a bit.

I hate Hawkins the footballer, but he’s actually a genuinely beautiful human off the field. Much like May actually. 

He went above and beyond for my friend’s little boy when he was diagnosed with cancer (he’s a Geelong supporter). I’ll always be really grateful for how wonderful he was with him all the way thru his battle. 

3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

I hate Hawkins the footballer, but he’s actually a genuinely beautiful human off the field. Much like May actually. 

He went above and beyond for my friend’s little boy when he was diagnosed with cancer (he’s a Geelong supporter). I’ll always be really grateful for how wonderful he was with him all the way thru his battle. 

Thanks for stories like this. Very helpful. (Genuine comment)


2 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Thanks for stories like this. Very helpful. (Genuine comment)

He’s still an oily man baby when he plays and I still hate him and his club 😂

A lot of opposition supporters don’t like fritsch and his glorious hair. 

1 hour ago, Fanatique Demon said:

Zorko for Brisbane.

If he wasn't such a  dumb ar.. I guess he could be a villain...

4 minutes ago, Stinger said:

A lot of opposition supporters don’t like fritsch and his glorious hair. 

It’s because a lot of opposition supporters are balding middle aged men with self esteem issues 

 

1 minute ago, rjay said:

If he wasn't such a  dumb ar.. I guess he could be a villain...

He is a dumb [censored], he’s also an eye gouger, talks rubbish and openly cheats on his partner. 0 stars. 

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4 minutes ago, Stinger said:

A lot of opposition supporters don’t like fritsch and his glorious hair. 

I saw on one of the “What they’re saying at…” posts, that someone said our Fritter had a punchable head. 😖


40 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

I hate Hawkins the footballer, but he’s actually a genuinely beautiful human off the field. Much like May actually. 

He went above and beyond for my friend’s little boy when he was diagnosed with cancer (he’s a Geelong supporter). I’ll always be really grateful for how wonderful he was with him all the way thru his battle. 

I have heard the same - a ripping fella.

Judging from the amount of people that attack Max every week he must be our greatest villain. Lol.!!!

 
8 hours ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Lot of opposition supporters hate Clarry, don't know why 🤷🏻‍♂️

Because Clarry has many times before taken a dive. I get it, it’s annoyed me at times too. 


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