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Maynard must get at least four weeks

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Makes the remorseful bottle of wine seem disingenuous when he blatantly lies about touching the ball. 

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    "He was in my way"

    Your way? Can't imagine that helps.

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    3 minutes ago, Chook said:

    Looking at the running upvotes/downvotes on each blog post there is a 3:1 Collingwood to Melbourne supporter ratio.

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    So those down-voters are doing a thumbs-down to AFL policy on duty of care. Great thinking.  Argue he took as much care as he could etc, but saying that just shows you are a partisan [censored].

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    Bring Maynard back for questioning. I need another laugh. 

    5 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

    "I didn't see him"

    Who or what did he think was kicking the ball?

    FMD what a moron. Witness coaching gone wrong Witness 

    Wrong, mate, I think. Witness coaching gone right IMO. Lends strength to the way I think the Pies submissions will go - football action, fractions of seconds, live footage. 


    Hey guys, when you open another tab you can upvote again!

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    Just now, rollinson 65 said:

    Wrong, mate, I think. Witness coaching gone right IMO. Lends strength to the way I think the Pies submissions will go - football action, fractions of seconds, live footage. 

    Who let you in?

    3 minutes ago, Pipefitter said:

    Makes the remorseful bottle of wine seem disingenuous when he blatantly lies about touching the ball. 

    I hope Brayshaw's partner has held onto those flowers and that wine and leaves them on Maynard's doorstep along with a card reading: "My condolences for your unexpected unavailability for the finals"

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    They have already said and demonstrated as much for me RbG with all their minions in the faux press.

    Edited by leave it to deever


    1 minute ago, rollinson 65 said:

    Wrong, mate, I think. Witness coaching gone right IMO. Lends strength to the way I think the Pies submissions will go - football action, fractions of seconds, live footage. 

    If you can’t see the person 5meters in front of you that’s kicking  the ball you are trying to smother them he needs a see and eye dog. 

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    OMG

    the quality of sports reporters....

    The biomechanist has arrived four minutes early. She is officially better than any medical professional I have ever visited.

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    If Maynard gets off this charge, it is officially “Drop the Shoulder” September. 
    The Lawyers will get us cleared….

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    Just now, Diamond_Jim said:

    OMG

    the quality of sports reporters....

    The biomechanist has arrived four minutes early. She is officially better than any medical professional I have ever visited.

    It's Zita's schtick but it's a bit unprofessional IMO. Leave the wisecracks to people who aren't getting paid to report on it.

    4 minutes ago, rollinson 65 said:

    Wrong, mate, I think. Witness coaching gone right IMO. Lends strength to the way I think the Pies submissions will go - football action, fractions of seconds, live footage. 

    Here he goes again.  No possibility that a witness who demonstrates that he has been heavily coached will have reduced credibility?    You're no Horace Rumpole.

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    1 minute ago, Diamond_Jim said:

    OMG

    the quality of sports reporters....

    The biomechanist has arrived four minutes early. She is officially better than any medical professional I have ever visited.

    Nooooo! Zeets is great. He makes it interesting 

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    4 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Hey guys, when you open another tab you can upvote again!

    Well done Layzie 

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    Are they setting up for the appeal.

    No duty of care is needed, when a football act is practiced. 

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    4 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Hey guys, when you open another tab you can upvote again!

    Good work layz

    It's like the Roman days with the thumbs up and thumbs down.  Go Christians!!

    We need to recruit some anti-filth people to help square the ledger

    I've alerted Tiger, Blues & Hawks mates with the link (don't know any scum fans)

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    1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Who let you in?

    Er, looks like you just did.  

    Only a Pies troll would ask such a question.

    Your posts on this thread have been very questionable. I am referring you to the Mods.


    So much for the biomechanist being early. Rule 1 of bureaucracy, nothing is ever on time.

    1 minute ago, Chook said:

    It's Zita's schtick but it's a bit unprofessional IMO. Leave the wisecracks to people who aren't getting paid to report on it.

    Why not have a clown? Every circus has one. 

    Just now, kev martin said:

    Are they setting up for the appeal.

    No duty of care is needed, when a football act is practiced. 

    this

    it's pretty clear he's likely to be found guilty at the tribunal

    and then equally as clear get off on appeal

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    1 minute ago, whatwhat say what said:

    this

    it's pretty clear he's likely to be found guilty at the tribunal

    and then equally as clear get off on appeal

    I hope he's the shortest of shortest priced guilty favourites!

    2 minutes ago, sue said:

    Here he goes again.  No possibility that a witness who demonstrates that he has been heavily coached will have reduced credibility?    You're no Horace Rumpole.

    Good point, well made. Wish we were closer to the action.


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