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GAMEDAY: QF vs Collingwood

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On the train to Leipzig. Hope to have the entire carriage converted to the Dees by the end of the journey but have to somehow convince the anti-establishment Berliners that Melbourne are the flea-bitten rebels with no teeth and Collingwood are the authoritarian old regime. Hopefully they don't have Google machines here. 

 
1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

He’s a Cavoodle thank you very much and he is angry. He hadn’t had breakfast and I was chasing him around trying to get him to wear the hat 😂

Steven May would be jealous of the side eyes he gives me when I’ve annoyed him!

I was going to ask if you've been forcing the poor canine to watch Pies games.

12 minutes ago, binman said:

Why?

Tickets offered 50 50.

No way the dees allocation was not fully exhausted.

The rest are theatre goers.

Don’t the Ferals get the majority of seats in the AFL members area (which if to a degree offset by the number of Melbourne supporters in the MCC members area?

Then presuming that the rest of the ground (excluding corporates etc ) would be 50 / 50

 

 

I'm so jealous of you all right now and exceptionally peeved at my slow recovery rate to not be able to make it.

Give em hell, drown out their bird song, not with golf claps like so many do at every game but screams like the demons from hell we all are 😈

28 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

Mostly Melbourne supporters on Lilydale train line as expected. There is a crackhead in the corner scratching his arm wearing a Collingwood scarf lol Unreal the stereotypes coming to life.

I am at Heatherdale station, way too many filth supporters for my liking. 


3 minutes ago, Skuit said:

On the train to Leipzig. Hope to have the entire carriage converted to the Dees by the end of the journey but have to somehow convince the anti-establishment Berliners that Melbourne are the flea-bitten rebels with no teeth and Collingwood are the authoritarian old regime. Hopefully they don't have Google machines here. 

Wilmersdorf Berliners are natural Dees supporters!

 

90:10 Filth:Dees supporters on the Mernda Line

Reckon it will be wet for an hour or so and then not much on the radar after that🤞


6 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

I'm so jealous of you all right now and exceptionally peeved at my slow recovery rate to not be able to make it.

Give em hell, drown out their bird song, not with golf claps like so many do at every game but screams like the demons from hell we all are 😈

Need a get well soon emoji.

25 minutes ago, Demonland said:

About to board the train. First rain drops falling. I feel physically ill. 

I reckon rain will ease up around first bounce, then a second smaller front will pass through halfway through 2nd quarter. Then not much.

11 minutes ago, JTR said:

Not sure if it'll eventuate, but TV screens around the concourse showing Noble as sub and no Ginnivan

Speed.

11 minutes ago, Skuit said:

On the train to Leipzig. Hope to have the entire carriage converted to the Dees by the end of the journey but have to somehow convince the anti-establishment Berliners that Melbourne are the flea-bitten rebels with no teeth and Collingwood are the authoritarian old regime. Hopefully they don't have Google machines here. 

Tell them Melbourne's sister LGA is Kreuzberg.

13 minutes ago, Skuit said:

On the train to Leipzig. Hope to have the entire carriage converted to the Dees by the end of the journey but have to somehow convince the anti-establishment Berliners that Melbourne are the flea-bitten rebels with no teeth and Collingwood are the authoritarian old regime. Hopefully they don't have Google machines here. 

Have you tried the Protestant v Catholic angle?


Just now, Little Goffy said:

Have you tried the Protestant v Catholic angle?

Which one are we?

Current band of rain will last a while and is pretty heavy.

Some thunder now as well

Edited by AzzKikA

5 minutes ago, Wodjathefirst said:

Reckon it will be wet for an hour or so and then not much on the radar after that🤞

Lots on the radar at the moment but it is moving fast. High and gusty winds expected.

http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR024.loop.shtml#skip

It's like a deliberate taunt at Melksham being out, but we shall persevere and overwhelm!

3 minutes ago, binman said:

Tell them Melbourne's sister LGA is Kreuzberg.

That's fitting. I got off the train (worried about internet connectivity: Leipzig can wait) and arriving back in Kreuzberg now!

 

Carnage tonight.

Expect T Mac to play like it is his last game and he has to go back to Edenhope tomorrow... 😍


12 minutes ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

90:10 Filth:Dees supporters on the Mernda Line

Originally known as the Reservoir line... Very traditionally Magpie country

Went to school in East Reservoir... only Demons supporter at the school as I remember

 

Edited by Diamond_Jim

 

WCW is mummy Fritter there tonight

Last time I sat up the back of level 4 Southern (Warney) Stand on the wing at the ‘G for a QF, we smacked the Cats, and I’m there again. So, you know, déjà vu all over again. We’ve got this. GO DEES! 


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