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Marshall has just [censored] his pants. two easy kicks for goal from an excellent kick. two howlers. 

Finals exposes players

 

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Edited by DubDee

 
15 minutes ago, Green Demon said:

You make good points 😁. Port or Brisbane winning would be somewhere in the middle.

Yeah I don’t have to deal with Port supporters at all and all the Brisbane supporters I know are just very good people so I don’t care if either wins to be honest. 
 

Coll/Carl/ESS/Hawks are just no go zones for me.   
 

if any of those teams are in a granny then it means I automatically support the opposition. Don’t even need to think about it. 


Port are winning all stats trying really hard but can’t execute

doesn’t sound familiar at all 😩

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Just now, DubDee said:

Port are winning all stats trying really hard but can’t execute

doesn’t sound familiar at all 😩

At least we can defend to keep the score low enough to win on behinds. Port can’t. 

 

Port doing a Melbourne 

1 minute ago, DubDee said:

Port are winning all stats trying really hard but can’t execute

doesn’t sound familiar at all 😩

This is the tale of finals every year!
 

It’s the reason why the phrase ‘questions about X game’ exists as teams weaknesses are exposed in finals. 
 

Port will 100% lose to GWS next week. I can almost guarantee it. I don’t know what it is about them but they just aren’t built for finals and [censored] the bed. 


Correct me if I'm wrong - there have been zero lead changes so far this finals series right (after the first quarter)?

Edited by Chook

There it is - the first lead change of meaning this finals series. What a goal from Rozee

30 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Speaking of triggering, what the hell is this banner effort from Port?

@WalkingCivilWar you would never sign off on this! 

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Atrocious! Rookie error right there: when it’s on the floor and you’re looking at it close up the gap between the words and the coloured band seems sufficient. Not so much when viewed from afar. Plus, if you’re gonna use plastic for your backing, use the thick, better quality stuff so as it doesn’t look like an elephant’s backside.

Also, it’s finals… splurge on some graphics ffs. There’s no room in finals for such tight-arseness

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

Apart from Hipwood in the 1st quarter, the Lions are looking mediocre so far. Very little zip, with the occasional freak play for a lucky goal. Port looking very sharp and starting to kick straight.


Rozzee and Butters taking the [censored] with their kicking abilities. Beyond elite 

Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

Atrocious! Rookie error right there: when it’s on the floor and you’re looking at it close up the gap between the words and the coloured band seems sufficient. Not so much, when viewed from afar. Plus, if you’re gonna use plastic for your backing, use the thick, better quality stuff so as it doesn’t look like an elephant’s backside. 

I’m just offended by the pathetic wording. 
Sounds like they went to chat GPT and typed in “write me a banner for the Port vs Brisbane game” 

2 minutes ago, Chook said:

There it is - the first lead change of meaning this finals series. What a goal from Rozee

Now look what you have started,

28 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Speaking of triggering, what the hell is this banner effort from Port?

@WalkingCivilWar you would never sign off on this! 

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Port supporters are not exactly an intelligent breed Jaded, the busiest Centrelink is also in Port Adelaide.

4 minutes ago, GCDee said:

Rozzee and Butters taking the [censored] with their kicking abilities. Beyond elite 

Their handballs too. 


The flag race really is right open. I reckon if you're GWS or even Carlton you definitely feel like you can steal a flag ala Bulldogs in 2016. 

A Port win would suddenly open it right up again. 

34 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Speaking of triggering, what the hell is this banner effort from Port?

@WalkingCivilWar you would never sign off on this! 

IMG_9451.jpeg

I'd argue they're 2 steps closer to the last game of the year if they win too, so it's also factually inaccurate as well as being an affront to crepe paper enthusiasts everywhere.

Just now, Chook said:

I'd argue they're 2 steps closer to the last game of the year if they win too, so it's also factually inaccurate as well as being an affront to crepe paper enthusiasts everywhere.

Demonland: the crepe paper specialists  

 

Honestly I love Demonland, with its literary and graphic design critique of opposition banners.

Edited by deanox

Marshall would normally kick those two OOB and 1 behind. Port should be in front

remarkable choke from Marshall


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