NON-MFC: Finals Week 01

[DubDee 26,117]

Marshall has just [censored] his pants. two easy kicks for goal from an excellent kick. two howlers. 

Finals exposes players

[Jaded No More 68,973]

Speaking of triggering, what the hell is this banner effort from Port?

@WalkingCivilWar you would never sign off on this! 

[DubDee 26,117]

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Edited September 9, 2023 by DubDee

[BoBo 2,941]

15 minutes ago, Green Demon said:

You make good points 😁. Port or Brisbane winning would be somewhere in the middle.

Yeah I don’t have to deal with Port supporters at all and all the Brisbane supporters I know are just very good people so I don’t care if either wins to be honest. 
 

Coll/Carl/ESS/Hawks are just no go zones for me.   
 

if any of those teams are in a granny then it means I automatically support the opposition. Don’t even need to think about it. 

[Gawndy the Great 9,011]

This is almost game over. Port will not beat GWS either with this footy. 

[DubDee 26,117]

Port are winning all stats trying really hard but can’t execute

doesn’t sound familiar at all 😩

Edited September 9, 2023 by DubDee

[Jaded No More 68,973]

Just now, DubDee said:

Port are winning all stats trying really hard but can’t execute

doesn’t sound familiar at all 😩

At least we can defend to keep the score low enough to win on behinds. Port can’t. 

[Ethan Tremblay 30,966]

Horny-Francis’ disposal is so good. 

[loges 6,767]

Port doing a Melbourne 

[BoBo 2,941]

1 minute ago, DubDee said:

Port are winning all stats trying really hard but can’t execute

doesn’t sound familiar at all 😩

This is the tale of finals every year!
 

It’s the reason why the phrase ‘questions about X game’ exists as teams weaknesses are exposed in finals. 
 

Port will 100% lose to GWS next week. I can almost guarantee it. I don’t know what it is about them but they just aren’t built for finals and [censored] the bed. 

[Jaded No More 68,973]

Ollie Lord… can we get him in the Grundy trade? 
 

[Chook 15,022]

Correct me if I'm wrong - there have been zero lead changes so far this finals series right (after the first quarter)?

Edited September 9, 2023 by Chook

[Chook 15,022]

There it is - the first lead change of meaning this finals series. What a goal from Rozee

[Guest]

30 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Speaking of triggering, what the hell is this banner effort from Port?

@WalkingCivilWar you would never sign off on this! 

Atrocious! Rookie error right there: when it’s on the floor and you’re looking at it close up the gap between the words and the coloured band seems sufficient. Not so much when viewed from afar. Plus, if you’re gonna use plastic for your backing, use the thick, better quality stuff so as it doesn’t look like an elephant’s backside.

Also, it’s finals… splurge on some graphics ffs. There’s no room in finals for such tight-arseness

Edited September 9, 2023 by WalkingCivilWar

[Maldonboy38 6,406]

Apart from Hipwood in the 1st quarter, the Lions are looking mediocre so far. Very little zip, with the occasional freak play for a lucky goal. Port looking very sharp and starting to kick straight.

[GCDee 3,199]

Rozzee and Butters taking the [censored] with their kicking abilities. Beyond elite 

[Jaded No More 68,973]

Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

Atrocious! Rookie error right there: when it’s on the floor and you’re looking at it close up the gap between the words and the coloured band seems sufficient. Not so much, when viewed from afar. Plus, if you’re gonna use plastic for your backing, use the thick, better quality stuff so as it doesn’t look like an elephant’s backside. 

I’m just offended by the pathetic wording. 
Sounds like they went to chat GPT and typed in “write me a banner for the Port vs Brisbane game” 

[YearOfTheDees 3,266]

2 minutes ago, Chook said:

There it is - the first lead change of meaning this finals series. What a goal from Rozee

Now look what you have started,

[Jibroni 5,009]

28 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Speaking of triggering, what the hell is this banner effort from Port?

@WalkingCivilWar you would never sign off on this! 

Port supporters are not exactly an intelligent breed Jaded, the busiest Centrelink is also in Port Adelaide.

[Left Foot Snap 2,453]

4 minutes ago, GCDee said:

Rozzee and Butters taking the [censored] with their kicking abilities. Beyond elite 

Their handballs too. 

[praha 11,240]

The flag race really is right open. I reckon if you're GWS or even Carlton you definitely feel like you can steal a flag ala Bulldogs in 2016. 

A Port win would suddenly open it right up again. 

[Chook 15,022]

34 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Speaking of triggering, what the hell is this banner effort from Port?

@WalkingCivilWar you would never sign off on this! 

I'd argue they're 2 steps closer to the last game of the year if they win too, so it's also factually inaccurate as well as being an affront to crepe paper enthusiasts everywhere.

[Jaded No More 68,973]

Just now, Chook said:

I'd argue they're 2 steps closer to the last game of the year if they win too, so it's also factually inaccurate as well as being an affront to crepe paper enthusiasts everywhere.

Demonland: the crepe paper specialists  

[deanox 9,989]

Honestly I love Demonland, with its literary and graphic design critique of opposition banners.

Edited September 9, 2023 by deanox

[DubDee 26,117]

Marshall would normally kick those two OOB and 1 behind. Port should be in front

remarkable choke from Marshall