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Serious question.

When was the last time we were 44 points down half way thru the last quarter?

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Getting done by Hawks....?

YA GOT NO HOPE BEING PREMIERS🤪

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1 minute ago, dice said:

Are we are slight chance of stealing top spot now?

There's a window but don't think we will get it. Need the Cats to beat the Pies and not sure I want them to. Would rather the Cats out of finals, just beat Port tonight.

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5 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

You forgot criminal De Goey

It's the faux tough guy from Maynard that why he's my most hated player in the AFL alongside Zorko.

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This is too good to be true. It’s an absolute joy to behold. The Scrimshaw tackle, though. 🤌

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1 minute ago, binman said:

Serious question.

When was the lsdy time we were 44 points down half way thru the last quarter?

But Binman, we haven’t come back 17 times in the last quarter to win because we haven’t been down 17 times in the last quarter and that makes us not as good as Collingwood

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1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

It's the faux tough guy from Maynard that why he's my most hated player in the AFL alongside Zorko.

At least Maynard doesn’t go around touching women inappropriately 🙄

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Yep, it’s official. Garry Lyon is a HORRIBLE commentator. FMD! 

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2 minutes ago, YearOfTheDees said:

There's a window but don't think we will get it. Need the Cats to beat the Pies and not sure I want them to. Would rather the Cats out of finals, just beat Port tonight.

No worries about that. Port missing 6 key players tonight

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3 minutes ago, binman said:

Garry  Lyon - a question.

Do you recall the dees beat the pies on kb?

 

Just mute

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1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

It's the faux tough guy from Maynard that why he's my most hated player in the AFL alongside Zorko.

Zorko by a mile will be interesting if any lions get reported the next time they play.

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Pies need seven goals with 4 mins left and I STILL can’t relax. 😬 

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Commentators reckon every contender has serious queries on them. 
We could win every game now by 900 points and they still won’t rate us. 

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6 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

It's the faux tough guy from Maynard that why he's my most hated player in the AFL alongside Zorko.

ANNNND ROHAN

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