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Dwayne comment at quarter time ... "The Q clash is living up to expectations."

What were the expectations? Very low I would have thought! So, to that extent he was correct.

Do Queenslanders know that in Victoria we play entire games of AFL without once feeling the need to play ‘Sweet Caroline’?


2 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Do Queenslanders know that in Victoria we play entire games of AFL without once feeling the need to play ‘Sweet Caroline’?

except the busker outside richmond station 😁

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

except the busker outside richmond station 😁

What ever happened to the guy that played Classical Gas?

Edited by Demon_spurs

I haven't seen Funky Bunny* outside the G this year.

 

*At times masquerading as Darth Vader.

Edited by Winners at last

 
4 minutes ago, Demon_spurs said:

What ever happened to the guy that played Classical Gas?

Over and over again!


13 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

Dwayne comment at quarter time ... "The Q clash is living up to expectations."

What were the expectations? Very low I would have thought! So, to that extent he was correct.

My expectations were that Dwayne would say something stupid and he never disappoints.

What's happened to Matt Rowell? 

5 minutes ago, Dingo said:

Over and over again!

I reckon that's the only song he knew, Never ever heard him play anything else

Mac Andrew has come on a lot. Looked very unsure early in the season.


1 hour ago, whatwhat say what said:

someone tell me again about how potent geetroit's forward line is...

it’s like cast of The Expendables

Lions and Port both play away to Freo

tough match now

Suns playing well but i won't get sucked in. They're the most unreliable team in the AFL.


29 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Do Queenslanders know that in Victoria we play entire games of AFL without once feeling the need to play ‘Sweet Caroline’?

The song is 54 years old and they have only just learnt the words up there. Go easy on them.

I do not want hear another bad word about John Denver

a bit of respect 

please!

 
26 minutes ago, old55 said:

My expectations were that Dwayne would say something stupid and he never disappoints.

He repeated the comment at half time. 

["The Q clash is living up to expectations.]


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