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NON-MFC: Rd 11 2023

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So many people question Voss's coaching, but the game plan looks quite good. It is the blues players! They are doing well in the air, at stoppages, around the ground etc... they just can't kick. Their kicking inside forward 50 is so bog ordinary, and the targets they miss when unpressured must totally burn the coaches. 

If Rowbottam, Warner and others would take first option instead of trying to break every tackle or run through 3 players, the Swans would have a lot more F50 entries. Must be annoying for their forwards.

And both Swans & Blues are not good tacklers. So many get broken. 

Could be a great game, and it is not too bad, but unpressured skill level  is ruining it.

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    9 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    How romantic.

    Have some beef too to round out the ‘3 B’s’

    This shouldn’t be confused with Bug Ben Brown. 
    This is ‘Beer Bongs and beef’ 

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    2 minutes ago, McQueen said:

    Have some beef too to round out the ‘3 B’s’

    This shouldn’t be confused with Bug Ben Brown. 
    This is ‘Beer Bongs and beef’ 

    (trademark symbol)

    …aaaaand romantic feeling gone. 

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    I’m struggling to watch other games at the moment. The AFL is doing my head in. Sounds like this game is trash and I’m not missing out on much. 

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    1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

    I’m struggling to watch other games at the moment. The AFL is doing my head in. Sounds like this game is trash and I’m not missing out on much. 

    Said this a couple of weeks ago, games just a mess. I’m struggling even getting into our matches. 

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    19 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

    I'm not sure if it's strictly on topic, but those women in Boney M were really hot.

    Not strictly on-topic, Bingers. But very close. 
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    When was the last time Parker played a game without a bandaged head?

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    4 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    I’m struggling to watch other games at the moment. The AFL is doing my head in. Sounds like this game is trash and I’m not missing out on much. 

    I gave up, it's a pile of garbage.

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    23 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

    Surely Franklin must retire at the end of the season? A shadow of his former self.

    Other than his kicking Curnow (Charlie) is playing really well.

    What's up with Walsh? 

    Warner tries to take on the tackler too often. 

    Excuse my ramblings.

    They’re way more interesting than this match. 
    🥱

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    4 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    I’m struggling to watch other games at the moment. The AFL is doing my head in. Sounds like this game is trash and I’m not missing out on much. 

    I flicked over to check the NRL score and even checked the fox cricket channel to see if there was anything on.

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    7 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    …aaaaand romantic feeling gone. 

    Harsh but whatever 😆

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    Just now, McQueen said:

    Harsh but whatever 😆

    Soz but you lost me at beef.

    BTW how are you watching this snooze-fest with a power outage?

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    McKay has the yips bad tonight. atrocious goal kicking

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    Have said this before but has anyone ever seen Charlie Curnow and James from Derry Girls in the same room? 
     

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    1 minute ago, BDA said:

    McKay has the yips bad tonight. atrocious goal kicking

    McKay a new version of Levi Casboult. Can’t drop a mark, can’t kick a goal

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    7 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Soz but you lost me at beef.

    BTW how are you watching this snooze-fest with a power outage?

    Power back on 30 minutes ago 🤷🏻‍♂️

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    2 hours ago, Jontee said:

    So how are Norf going to muck it up this week?

    Given their arithmetic is pretty dodgy, I'm backing they'll have 19 on the field at some point.

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    Watched the last ever episode of The Marvelous Mrs Maisel instead. 10/10. A must watch and way better for your soul. 

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    A lot of football for no effect. Half back lines are dominating the game. The stats show Carlton kicking at 75% efficiency. Absolute rubbish. Their field kicking is a mess, and the Swans not much better.

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    Cerrra a chance to get suspended with that sling tackle on Hickey?

    Head hit turf.

    If consistent yes.. but no, free to play Melbourne 

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