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I’d love to have a dog and will get one later this year. My cat Purrgeot died before we left France. He was a Demon supported and liked to wear my Melbourne thongs.

 

 

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11 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

Quoted for truth

I have never met a human I liked more than my dog. 

Your hubby says 👋 “I’m right here, you know.”  
And “please stop putting Bear down as your next of kin.” 

7 hours ago, Fanatique Demon said:

I’d love to have a dog and will get one later this year. My cat Purrgeot died before we left France. He was a Demon supported and liked to wear my Melbourne thongs.

 

 

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Stunning boy FD.  What type of pup are you considering?


12 hours ago, Nascent said:

Dogs > people

Truest thing ever. We don't deserve them.

I present for your viewing pleasure Her Royal Highness, Princess Sassy.

This was back in her prime when she was a famous fashion magazine model. 

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That's who my wife sees.  Me on the other hand. When I have to take her out in the middle of the night for a pee only see this. 

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However, all is forgiven because she is a die hard Demons supporter. If she knew it. Although she does slink out of the room as soon as I start watching the footy and usually turn into a truly Demonic Demon. Alas the years haven't been kind to her. This was taken when she was down to three legs and two eyes. Nowadays it's three legs and one eye. But the old dowager Princess is loved more than ever. At least by her alpha, the missus. 

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This is my beautiful old boy Hunter who we lost last year 😓. We rescued him and we were fortunate enough to have him for 15 years. He went to lots of training sessions and has had numerous belly rubs and pats from many of our players.

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14 minutes ago, jane02 said:

This is my beautiful old boy Hunter who we lost last year 😓. We rescued him and we were fortunate enough to have him for 15 years. He went to lots of training sessions and has had numerous belly rubs and pats from many of our players.

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Edie of the OP is a Schnauzer, Jane. Perhaps she enters the world as your Hunter left it, carrying a little bit of him on (the red and blue, at least, certainly😊)


59 minutes ago, jane02 said:

This is my beautiful old boy Hunter who we lost last year 😓. We rescued him and we were fortunate enough to have him for 15 years. He went to lots of training sessions and has had numerous belly rubs and pats from many of our players.

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WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

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13 hours ago, Longsufferingnomore said:

Can you imagine what this topic would look like on a Collingwood forum.

‘This is my cell mate Darren. He’s easily spooked, and doesn’t like eye contact’

1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Edie of the OP is a Schnauzer, Jane. Perhaps she enters the world as your Hunter left it, carrying a little bit of him on (the red and blue, at least, certainly😊)

They are the best dogs. ❤️ My heart broke when we lost him 💔

22 hours ago, DeeMee said:

Our Boo in training showing the same amazing coordination skills as ……… (insert least favourite player)

https://youtu.be/SS7MXAxffN8

LMFAO! 😂

I don’t have a dog but I’ve got a dog vid. So Fritta surprised his mum a few days after her birthday, gave her the cutest little puppy whom she named Zoe.
Pauline’s been taking Zoe to puppy school and sends me vids of her progress. In one of the vids, she’s at home practicing shake hands with Zoe (out of view) and Scott, Fritta’s dad, starts filming a very confused Oscar (their OG dog)…

https://streamable.com/4t60sj

 

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This is Vernon with our Bichon Frise who after a wonderful long life left us last year.

They simply adored each other. Best friends for 15 years. Really nice story.

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23 hours ago, Demonstone said:

That can't be @old55.  There's no bull.  :D

Not disputing that, but I do in fact, have Bowza the Bull (obviously No. 17), but he's a little tetchy at the moment and not taking photo requests.

On 5/15/2023 at 3:49 PM, Jaded No More said:

This is already my favourite thread 

 

This is my beautiful boy Bear. A real keen Melbourne supporter... 

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P.S- I did want to name him Clarry since he's a ginger but my husband said absolutely not. 

Same look I have when figuring out what Dermie's talking about.

On 5/15/2023 at 3:43 PM, jane02 said:

We are getting a new puppy soon and I have named her Maisie (after S May of course). 

If you get her a companion, make sure it's named Milkshake.

On 5/16/2023 at 11:36 AM, jane02 said:

None whatsoever BBO. All of our dogs have been Melbourne members and this one will not be any different. Im not having a Daicos or Cox running around my house!

I understand you not wanting a Daicos around your house.


16 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

If you get her a companion, make sure it's named Milkshake.

Good name for a dog. Would def make sense if it had a big snout.

This is Bon Scott. Rescue. Came to us as Bon. Generally get a laugh at the dog park when it's time to go home and I'm yelling out BON SCOTT.

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

LMFAO! 😂

I don’t have a dog but I’ve got a dog vid. So Fritta surprised his mum a few days after her birthday, gave her the cutest little puppy whom she named Zoe.
Pauline’s been taking Zoe to puppy school and sends me vids of her progress. In one of the vids, she’s at home practicing shake hands with Zoe (out of view) and Scott, Fritta’s dad, starts filming a very confused Oscar (their OG dog)…

https://streamable.com/4t60sj

 

Hilarious. 


Bear is extremely food oriented, to the point where he will attend the opening of a packet of chips from the other side of the house, and has learnt how to spell dinner because we’ve started spelling it instead of saying it to avoid him going crazy.
If you’re eating anything and won’t share he will tap you on the arm repeatedly until you give him some. If I say “you can’t have this” (like if I’m having chocolate), he dramatically flop down and sighs like he’s worked a 40 hour week and has two mortgages and 3 ex wives.

The first trick he learnt was to shake for a treat. To this day, if I say the word treat he will sit at my feet and raise his paw to shake without even being asked… and this is why my dog is chonky. 

 
40 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

This is Bon Scott. Rescue. Came to us as Bon. Generally get a laugh at the dog park when it's time to go home and I'm yelling out BON SCOTT.

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What a beautiful boy!!! 

41 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

This is Bon Scott. Rescue. Came to us as Bon. Generally get a laugh at the dog park when it's time to go home and I'm yelling out BON SCOTT.

 

If anybody has a dog named "Shark", it's best not to take him/her to a crowded beach.


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