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2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Why did they get rid of the wires at the top of the stadium that kept the majority of the seagulls out? Back with a vengeance tonight. More seagulls than north fans. 

I was literally thinking the exact thing as soon as I saw seagull city.

 

Ok.... just gone 11am where I am.... 25 mins or so to the first bounce.

Breakfast finished chores done. Have the house to my self and ready to stream the game.

Could someone please assure me it is 4pm somewhere in the world so I can crack a beer?

 
2 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

I'm in the mcc front row & I get 2 nth fans next to me. seriously what are the odds

They obviously stole the tickets so tell them to [censored] off!


Just now, CHF said:

Ok.... just gone 11am where I am.... 25 mins or so to the first bounce.

Breakfast finished chores done. Have the house to my self and ready to stream the game.

Could someone please assure me it is 4pm somewhere in the world so I can crack a beer?

What's this crazy 4pm rule you speak of?

You've had a beer with breakfast yeah

1 minute ago, CHF said:

Ok.... just gone 11am where I am.... 25 mins or so to the first bounce.

Breakfast finished chores done. Have the house to my self and ready to stream the game.

Could someone please assure me it is 4pm somewhere in the world so I can crack a beer?

Just do it, you've earned it.

3 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

I'm in the mcc front row & I get 2 nth fans next to me. seriously what are the odds

Give them a jumper punch or two that will sort out the pecking order

 
1 minute ago, layzie said:

I reckon I saw 2 North fans on the train and walk in.

[censored]did you slip in sly backhander

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1 minute ago, layzie said:

Just do it, you've earned it.

Thank you. that is all the encouragement I needed.

Think I will go with a couple of Westvleteren for the first half.

Going off the MFC instagram the crowd looks grim...

Be lucky if there was 20k here. Pathetic. 

1 minute ago, CHF said:

Thank you. that is all the encouragement I needed.

Think I will go with a couple of Westvleteren for the first half.

That’s easy for you to say


1 minute ago, CHF said:

Thank you. that is all the encouragement I needed.

Think I will go with a couple of Westvleteren for the first half.

Chuck us a tulip 😀

1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Going off the MFC instagram the crowd looks grim...

It's pretty meek.

1 minute ago, layzie said:

Chuck us a tulip 😀

Had to smile when I went to the drinks fridge to get the beer. Counted the different beers I had there cooling and came to a total of 6. 

 


1 minute ago, layzie said:

Chuck us a tulip 😀

I think a Gladi would be more apt to honour our former number one ticket holder Sir Les

Is it true Langers runs to the game from Mornington?

1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

Is it true Langers runs to the game from Mornington?

I hope so 

 
8 minutes ago, —coach— said:

Some seriously funny stuff on Demonland tonight! Loving it 😂💙❤️

And then they bounced the ball to start the game.


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