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NON-MFC: Rd 07 2023

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14 hours ago, layzie said:

Dogs getting a bit of a run on.

Flat track bullies.

Cant understand why the umpires celebrate those numpties  except The Bont. Top 5 player in Afl.

 
27 minutes ago, Deebauched said:

Flat track bullies.

Cant understand why the umpires celebrate those numpties  except The Bont. Top 5 player in Afl.

Easily top 5, maybe even top 3

Todays Geelong vs Essendon games is the ‘country festival game’ - which of course is being played in the city.

 

A real hobsons choice this one. I want neither side to win so I think I'll barrack for the Weid to have a good game and kick some goals.

Nup the more miserable Brad Scott, Sheedy, Essendon & there supporters are the better I feel.

Hope they get thrashed 


Setterfield with the shocking turnover. Bombers skills dire so far

 

Hawkins will kick a bag and stringer will struggle today especially after a short break. It will test his fitness.

Hope the Essendon fans are enjoying the start 


I don't like seeing the Cats play this well.

But it is fun to watch Essendon embarrass themselves.

Edited by BDA

Only seen Hawkins last two goals, now has 4. Number 3 he pushes off Zerk Thatcher to the face and number 4 he grabs the jumper of his opponent and holds him away. Commentators applaud his play and umpires do nothing.

 

3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

WHY WON’T GEELONG DIE

someone die GIF

You’d think they finally passed away the year we beat them three times in the one season, and yet here we are.

(and why has an elderly man got 4.1 to his name by quarter time)

Geelong seem to have a fortunate habit of playing teams when theyre vulnerable most recently  injured swans now tired essendon.

Geelong should have them cooked by half time. Geriatric Hawkins 4 goals already is absurd.

Crows should do the same to pies.


18 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Only seen Hawkins last two goals, now has 4. Number 3 he pushes off Zerk Thatcher to the face and number 4 he grabs the jumper of his opponent and holds him away. Commentators applaud his play and umpires do nothing.

 

Having 4 umps should  help to stop Hawkins cheating and pushing defenders out of the way . 

But it wont. Just wait for our game at the cattery. Itll be comical.

Edited by Deebauched

1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

How nice to be sitting out in the sunshine at the footy. 

As opposed to the freezing night last night 

Last night was pretty pleasant for April. 


25 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Only seen Hawkins last two goals, now has 4. Number 3 he pushes off Zerk Thatcher to the face and number 4 he grabs the jumper of his opponent and holds him away. Commentators applaud his play and umpires do nothing.

 

I thought you couldn’t push a player away if the ball was further away than 5m or some such. Yet I see a Hawkins all on his own metres away from the bloke he pushed over just as a 49m pass is kicked. So he pushed the bloke over when the ball was even further away than 40m. No free. Do that to him and he gflays his arms about and gets a free

 

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