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59 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Jeff White is here with Kalani who is now taller than Jeff. 

 

 

Great job reporting Andy. You guys are pros at reporting training. All I could muster up was "player x is having a shot at goal". Not an easy caper!

10 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

 

my expert instant eye analyser says 6'6" or in woke terms 198cm (4" shorter than max)

 

Sure is expensive to have brekky/brunch in this area now. The days of a reasonable meal and coffee under $25 long, long gone. 


8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

my expert instant eye analyser says 6'6" or in woke terms 198cm (4" shorter than max)

 

3 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

The metric system is "woke" now?  :blink:

I had the same reaction.  The metric system came in in 1966.

Not sure where daisy has been for nearly 50 years...🤔 or he has an odd definition of 'woke'.

Edited by Lucifers Hero

Schache getting a game ahead of T Mac?

has the world gone mad?!

9 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

The metric system is "woke" now?  :blink:

According to little d the woke mind virus had 1,632, 988 mutant variants.

 

 
1 minute ago, DubDee said:

Schache getting a game ahead of T Mac?

has the world gone mad?!

Nope. Tmac is awful and Schache has been banging down the door. Although I don’t think he’ll play. Maybe next week against North. 


25 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

my expert instant eye analyser says 6'6" or in woke terms 198cm (4" shorter than max)

When I watched Kalani last year at Lavington for the under 15's national championships he was towering over his dad.

I was with a colleague and we estimated that he was already at 200cm tall.

22 minutes ago, 12345_54321 said:

Nope. Tmac is awful and Schache has been banging down the door. Although I don’t think he’ll play. Maybe next week against North. 

T Mac has runs on the board. Schache has 7 seasons of not performing at AFL level

Clarry looks a bit pale

 

sorry someone had to say it

6 minutes ago, DubDee said:

T Mac has runs on the board. Schache has 7 seasons of not performing at AFL level

Tmac has been average since about Round 12, 2021. Schache may not be the answer but he’s banging down the door, and with Tmac showing almost nothing. If you’re going to bring up the Eagles game, look who he was playing against. 


1 hour ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Salo on track for 3 weeks (all going well)

Is that 3 calendar weeks, or 3-4 Neil Balme weeks?

Edited by Queanbeyan Demon
Typo

13 minutes ago, DubDee said:

T Mac has runs on the board. Schache has 7 seasons of not performing at AFL level

Unfortunately TMac's good games are becoming fewer and further in-between don't like calling it out but that's where we are atm.

12 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Clarry looks a bit pale

sorry someone had to say it

Wind burn.

21 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Clarry looks a bit pale

 

sorry someone had to say it

So just his usual complexion then 

1 hour ago, Lucifers Hero said:

 

I had the same reaction.  The metric system came in in 1966.

Not sure where daisy has been for nearly 50 years...🤔 or he has an odd definition of 'woke'.

joke, joyce

knew it would trigger mr stone


27 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Is that 3 calendar weeks, or 3-4 Neil Balme weeks?

🤷‍♂️

The rehab was working hard. All sprinting, like they were achieving, under distance and time restrictions. Salem, M.WhiteJ. Smith, Spargo and another VFL player. M. White and Salem continued to run laps. Spargo and J.Smith attended some drills. Smith's thumb still giving him some concern, as he attended to it a few times after marking.

First out on the field, 4 minutes  before the rest of the squad, was the backline (Petty not with them). It looks like they want to go well after last week's effort.

The drills started a bit low-key, and they were slightly off, iffy, clean handling and distribution. The second drill, they started finding their voice and skills improved. The third drill and they're humming,

They spilt into two groups, that both worked on ball movement from the backs, thoughtfully to mids and finding angles and passes to advantage into the forwards.

Finished the session with goal kicking.

Tracc and Lever looking very good.

Gawn started with some resistance work and joined in all the drills (ready to go). Did lots of work as a forward.

L.Bailey is looking very smooth when moving and kicking.

The effort and intensity was much higher than the other Captain runs I have seen.

Go Dees

Edited by kev martin

 
6 minutes ago, kev martin said:

The rehab was working hard. All sprinting, like they were achieving,  under distance and time restrictions. Salem, WhiteJ. Smith, Spargo and another VFL player. White and Salem continued to run laps.

White?


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