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NON-MFC: Rd 05 2023

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in Melbourne Demons

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Official sell out crowd for Fremantle v Gold Coast. 9,329. Doesn't seem right....

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    1 minute ago, Roost it far said:

    He complained because Papley added the mayo and milked a free. Such a [censored]. Vlastuin’s a class player.

    There was no milking. Vlastuin pushed him straight in the back. as blatant as it gets

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    Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Jack applies a choke - no free kick!!!! FMD

    Looks like 6 maggots are needed. Plenty is still being missed with 4

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Jack applies a choke - no free kick!!!! FMD

    If that was done to Jack in that contest, he would’ve been awarded the free. 

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    7 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    55 yo man tries to be cool saying sizzle in his package and wheels and mitts etc.

    how embarrassing. 

    Scene: Channel 7 headquarters. A man wearing a double-breasted suit is sitting behind a massive mahogany desk, swirling brandy in a balloon glass and fidgeting with an unlit cigar. He reads from a single sheet of paper. The door opens. James Brayshaw enters, crawling, and lies prostate before the desk.

    JB: "Hail Kerry. I'm sorry I'm late, sir. I --"

    Channel 7 Senior Management for Audience Engagement: "the statistics show there was a drop of 0.2% in Audience Overall Amusement between 8:06PM and 8:09PM last Friday. That led to a fall in Audience Re-Engagement After Ad Breaks amongst 16 to 24 year olds during quarter time. What the hell? We're trying to make money here, a***hole."

    JB: "yes, sir. Sorry, sir."

    C7SMfAE: "go out there this week and say groovy things, win over the youth market. Be fully sick. Or you're fired."

    JB: "Yes, sir. Whatever you ---"

    C7SMfAE: "are you still here? Get out of my sight."

    JB (crawling backwards): "Thank you sir. Hail Kerry."

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    Horrendous flop from Cotchin. Hate it, hate it, hate it. 

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    Ch7's camera operators are numps. Do we need to pan to that family in the crowd 3 times in a minute?

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    3 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

    Scene: Channel 7 headquarters. A man wearing a double-breasted suit is sitting behind a massive mahogany desk, swirling brandy in a balloon glass and fidgeting with an unlit cigar. He reads from a single sheet of paper. The door opens. James Brayshaw enters, crawling, and lies prostate before the desk.

    JB: "Hail Kerry. I'm sorry I'm late, sir. I --"

    Channel 7 Senior Management for Audience Engagement: "the statistics show there was a drop of 0.2% in Audience Overall Amusement between 8:06PM and 8:09PM last Friday. That led to a fall in Audience Re-Engagement After Ad Breaks amongst 16 to 24 year olds during quarter time. What the hell? We're trying to make money here, a***hole."

    JB: "yes, sir. Sorry, sir."

    C7SMfAE: "go out there this week and say groovy things, win over the youth market. Be fully sick. Or you're fired."

    JB: "Yes, sir. Whatever you ---"

    C7SMfAE: "are you still here? Get out of my sight."

    JB (crawling backwards): "Thank you sir. Hail Kerry."

     

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    10 minutes ago, MadAsHell said:

    Official sell out crowd for Fremantle v Gold Coast. 9,329. Doesn't seem right....

    Free cup of chips and a leftover Easter egg for anyone who showed up and said they barrack for the Suns. (On the downside, they also got free entry to the game.)

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    What an ugly uninspiring match. Like the one before it.

    Flooding and barely restricted interchange has changed the way the game is played. For the worse.

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    Heeney has 6 possessions in a half of football if this guy isn't the most under utilised player in the game I'd like to know who everyone thinks is the most wasted talent going around. Should be on ball, he's too good to sit in the forward line not touching it. 

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    1 minute ago, Mazer Rackham said:

    What an ugly uninspiring match. Like the one before it.

    Flooding and barely restricted interchange has changed the way the game is played. For the worse.

    It’s been putrid this quarter.  

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    Come on all of you lot

    tell us what you really think,

    in plain Oz English 

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    1 minute ago, 640MD said:

    Come on all of you lot

    tell us what you really think,

    in plain Oz English 

    You Swindon lot!

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well goodnight boys and girls, this is [censored].

    It's either a [censored] movie on Netflix or a porn site for me

    I thought the manor had all the streaming services there are.

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    Gather round and watch what is [censored] about AFL.

    Half the crowd got their colours from the charity shop

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well goodnight boys and girls, this is [censored].

    It's either a [censored] movie on Netflix or a porn site for me

    Don't forget the VPN!

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