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NON-MFC: Rd 05 2023

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1 minute ago, 4_Kent_Watts said:

May i Please have Kiss as well. I haven't had one in 25 years. 

I dunno. Ask DubDee for yourself. I’m sure he’ll acquiesce. 

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    2 minutes ago, 4_Kent_Watts said:

    May i Please have Kiss as well. I haven't had one in 25 years. 

    I have been told there are places you can pay money for those sorts of things.

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    Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Still wouldn’t be enough time. I was told the minimum time needed is four hours. And I believe it. Just picking up the rubbish alone would be a huge job. 

    so leave the rubbish!  who gives AF?  better than you actually get a crowd in and demon supporters see their team, right?

    would supporters really care if there is some rubbish around?

    Or we could all gather round and pick up after oursleves?

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    1 minute ago, AzzKikA said:

    I have been told there are places you can pay money for those sorts of things.

    I can sort you out mate.  PM me

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    1 minute ago, DubDee said:

    I can sort you out mate.  PM me

    Sort @4_Kent_Watts out bud, he ain't been kissed in 25 years!

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    In Japan they have a vending machine that will give you  a tongue kiss. Better to do it there than feral Australia.

    Have to admit Adelaide Crows are wearing a half decent outfit for once it even appears to have a collar.

    Carltons away gear as usual is atrocious. Why do their supporters put up with it.

    Alot of their players look like children.

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    On this evidence the Crows are going to cause us more problems than the Blues will

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    2 minutes ago, YearOfTheDees said:

    He will still get the 3 Brownlow votes.

    not on 25m gained he will...

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    Curnow saving Carlton. They need to lose this. Surely Adelaide can’t bungle this. 

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    19 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    so leave the rubbish!  who gives AF?  better than you actually get a crowd in and demon supporters see their team, right?

    would supporters really care if there is some rubbish around?

    Or we could all gather round and pick up after oursleves?

    We're playing Essendon, there's bound to be rubbish around. How long does it take to clear their supporters out usually ?

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    Bit off topic but the Blues getting beaten inspired me to think, what are my most hated teams in order:

    Essington

    Cats

    Pies

    Blues

    Tigers

    Eagles

    Dawks

    Crows

    Port

    GWS

    Lions

    Swans

    Bulldogs

    North

    Freo

    Gold Cost

    Saints

     

    ....cant wait for Saturday.

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    How bad was that 50m penatly? Walsh gave it back to them asap to get back to support rather that do the old who's ball is it trick. happened to be 2 metres from the right guy.   so the lesson is, hang on to the ball and wait til the ump tells you who to give it to, holding up the play

    a bit of common sense would be nice

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    3 minutes ago, Brownie said:

    We're playing Essendon, there's bound to be rubbish around. How long does it take to clear their supporters out usually ?

    Dettol, fire hydrant, scrubbing brush, napalm,  sorry don't think it's possible. 

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    The desire to watch Carlton lose but also the desire to watch Walker stink it up. It’s very tough. 

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    Was the de Koenig who spoiled in the line into the goal square-> Adelaide goal.  
    Fundamental error. 

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    Great to see at least at ¾ time Blues percentage down to 100.8

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