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TRAINING: Friday 9th December 2022

Sydney Pennski
in Melbourne Demons

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I was driving southbound down Punt Road this morning at around 10 and there was nobody to be seen on the training track over at Goschs Paddock.

Does this mean that the club trained elsewhere today?

 

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    maybe

    He's in photo #4

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    4 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    yeah, maybe there 😂

    A grammatically challenged yoda question, as in, may be there?

    Or, a command, as in, May, be there!

     

     

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    so we should await an entertaining report from picket fence and the vipers?

    As we await Picket’s report from distant Casey Fields. The limited transmissions received so far seem to flicker intermittently between reality and  mystery. (re: Steven May’s presence or absence?)

     Like trying to receive television broadcasts back in the early 60’s of my early childhood days from the Goulburn Valley. Black and white fuzzy images that would seemingly coalesce and than elusively disappear into the ether.

    Of those early formative days of TV broadcasts one of the most memorable shows began with Rod Sterling’s narration “There is a fifth dimension beyond which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the an area which we call the Twilight Zone.”

     Knowing Picket Fence has great affection for the suburban culture of his youth and his previous reports have heavily referenced cult favourites such as the original Star Trek, Space Family Robinson, and he has lovingly homaged Columbo’s Peter Falk…

    The question arises where is PF?Season 5 Episode 3 GIF by Paramount+

     

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    My favourite Martian?

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    Well how interesting was that kids. Off you go home now children on Friday and see what mum and dad are up to..

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    7 minutes ago, djr said:

    It’s been photoshopped.

    Great get. It’s actually Steven May’s head transposed over the body of the head waiter from Entrecôte. 

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    Looking at photo #8, that is a serious leap Farris White has.

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    2 hours ago, Demonland said:

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    It could be nothing but is anybody here concerned about May's body language? 

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    3 minutes ago, chookrat said:

    It could be nothing but is anybody here concerned about May's body language? 

    He was reportedly furious when he found out he had a big arrow hovering over him

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    9 minutes ago, chookrat said:

    It could be nothing but is anybody here concerned about May's body language? 

    There has to be one , I will censor it myself.

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    3 hours ago, Tarax Club said:

    As we await Picket’s report from distant Casey Fields. The limited transmissions received so far seem to flicker intermittently between reality and  mystery. (re: Steven May’s presence or absence?)

     Like trying to receive television broadcasts back in the early 60’s of my early childhood days from the Goulburn Valley. Black and white fuzzy images that would seemingly coalesce and than elusively disappear into the ether.

    Of those early formative days of TV broadcasts one of the most memorable shows began with Rod Sterling’s narration “There is a fifth dimension beyond which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the an area which we call the Twilight Zone.”

     Knowing Picket Fence has great affection for the suburban culture of his youth and his previous reports have heavily referenced cult favourites such as the original Star Trek, Space Family Robinson, and he has lovingly homaged Columbo’s Peter Falk…

    The question arises where is PF?Season 5 Episode 3 GIF by Paramount+

     

    My god you are old TC. I remember that well I lived in Bendigo, Shepparton and Ballarat were both channel 6. Some days you got Shep and sometimes Ballarat. 

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    You are only as old as you think you are OD! Lived in Shep well before local TV was even thought about. We were one the first households to have television (only because my dad was an adept welder and built a steel ‘tower’ for the antenna). Transmissions were received from Melbourne,  blue cellophane covered the screen in an attempt to reduce fuzziness. 

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