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Im chomping at the bit!!!

instead of teaching my year 12s Im scouring demonland and the internet for any bit of information on Melbourne

Bringing my kids to their first ever final, its gonna be EPIC,

see y'all there, lets make some noise

#GODEES. #GiveEmHell

 

I asked the puppy who he thought would win tonight. He was non committal. Worrying. 

I flew in from Adelaide yesterday for the big match at the G. Last year I was fortunate enough to go to all 3 finals match’s due to living in South Australia. The journey was fantastic and I want it to be repeated this year at the G. I’m meeting up with a fellow Demonlander at The Tippler & Co for a pregame meal and  a few wine’s. Let’s win the premiership  in 3 thumping victories. Today win by 30+ points.

 
1 hour ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

I once ate a Fishermen's Friend. 

please nobody go there

9 minutes ago, SA_Demon said:

I flew in from Adelaide yesterday for the big match at the G. Last year I was fortunate enough to go to all 3 finals match’s due to living in South Australia. The journey was fantastic and I want it to be repeated this year at the G. I’m meeting up with a fellow Demonlander at The Tippler & Co for a pregame meal and  a few wine’s. Let’s win the premiership  in 3 thumping victories. Today win by 30+ points.

You seem centred…

Enjoy the day.


1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

A5E3E6DF-EF1F-4B5E-80C9-D26C007B9197.thumb.jpeg.de258c295fba63b43dd9664eb8513e2b.jpeg559894F4-A792-4B4E-96F2-93708425F9BE.thumb.jpeg.848f17e19d318c0ffadf136eb2fba4b5.jpegJust getting The Manor’s dog ute ready for the trek in.

Are the dogs there to mind the casks?

28 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

“Excited” is not really the word I’d choose to use at said prospect. There’s no shortage of words I would use, but yeah nah, “excited” isn’t one of them. 

How delightfully coy of you WCW!

49 minutes ago, Deemania since 56 said:

One of the most moving clips you would ever see - and he's real! Hallowed performances. If he brings that kind of workmanship to the game tonight, look out Swans! As good as Robbi's contributions.

Nice post but nobody will ever be better then Rob Flower

 

Love that our back-line hate, hate letting goals through against them. It won't be like last night.

The mids do everything to get the ball, our whole team is great at transitioning between defense and offence, the forwards are getting it together at the right end of the season. We have heart, cohesion and they buy into the Goody doctrine.

To not get close, the wheels would have to absolutely fall off and  be put down to a "bad day on the park". In worst case, we have a double chance.

Great place to be.

Our big guns (Gawn, Oliver, Trac, Vines, Lever and May) to lead the show, others to play their roles and take the opportunities. 

Hunty,  Sparrow, Melksham and Langdon to have beauties. 

Hoping Fritta gets in the game early, probably the same to BBB, and Kysiah.

Find the fast way to goal!

 

Go Dees

1 minute ago, forever demons said:

Nice post but nobody will ever be better then Rob Flower

 Agree, a little over-exuberant of me; it's the waiting game until tonight and I was just hoping ....


3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Are the dogs there to mind the casks?

That is a fair question Red. However, I cannot put any alcoholic beverages anywhere near the dogs.

For some reason they both have drinking problems.

43 minutes ago, brendan said:

1 nervous poo down already going to be a long day 

too much information

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

That is a fair question Red. However, I cannot put any alcoholic beverages anywhere near the dogs.

For some reason they both have drinking problems.

Have never understood what a drinking problem is.If you like a tiple then how is that a problem. Cheers


53 minutes ago, brendan said:

1 nervous poo down already going to be a long day 

Does that mean you'll be at "it" all day, in sympathy with Good and Hib.

Edited by kev martin

56 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

This would explain why Callum Sinclair and Hayden McLean are named emergencies. 

The thought of going into the game with 1 ruckman would certainly concern them.

That ruckman is going to be bug%%%d come half-time. Probably carried off on a stretcher!

Time to…..
 

 

Shake And Bake GIF by The Heckler by TBS


2 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

Where was the Dees' light training run this morning?

 

Between the back door and the outdoor loo?

9 minutes ago, forever demons said:

Have never understood what a drinking problem is.If you like a tiple then how is that a problem. Cheers

Cant answer that - it's my dogs that have the problem

 

Trivia question for the board

What year did we last play a QF at the MCG?


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