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Good forward line, was always gonna be tough to get Fritsch in there they needed a true small forward. 

Tom Lynch maybe stiff with 60 goals and getting bumped.

 

Curnow half forward flank. Only won the Coleman. 
But hey we need to squeeze in as many Geelong players as possible. 

 

How many Geelong players do we need in this team? Garbage. 

Edited by Jaded No More

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

Curnow half forward flank. Only won the Coleman. 
But hey we need to squeeze in as many Geelong players as possible. 

Yeah and Fritta didn't even make the bench!!


Just now, Jaded No More said:

How many Geelong players do we need in this team? Garbage. 

When you play North and West Coast twice each, you tend to shine...

 
25 minutes ago, layzie said:

Coaches award is better anyway, players don't know what day it is 😛

Bit hard on Tex, de Going Nowhere and Toby Green there Laysie. 

5 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Curnow half forward flank. Only won the Coleman. 
But hey we need to squeeze in as many Geelong players as possible. 

Wait what? Who is FF? Wasn't Hawkins a pocket?


1 minute ago, layzie said:

Wait what? Who is FF? Wasn't Hawkins a pocket?

Hawkins FF. Jeremy Cameron CHF. 

 Angus is the ultimate utility played back, wing on ball had a better year than rozee. Oh well all subjective I guess.  Haha AA boundary umps how do they judge that!!???

All Australian Umpires???? FMD


Just now, Bates Mate said:

 Haha AA boundary umps how do they judge that!!???

Best throw? 
 

How the hell do we judge best goal umpire? Least score reviews?

 

Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

What do have to do to be an All Australian boundary umpire?

Yeah seriously, do you just need to throw a ball in properly with regularity?

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

Best throw? 
 

How the hell do we judge best goal umpire? Least score reviews?

 

Elbows at exactly 90 degrees.  Straight fingers.  Graceful flag waving before a neat roll up and tuck away.


Tom Hawkins as AA captain? OK, now it simply has become a farce.

 

 

Hawkins captain? He is not even the captain of his own team. Wtf? 
This is a Geelong [censored] fest. Vomit. 

Just now, layzie said:

Hawkins captain? Ya mad?

That's good enough reason for me to turn the show off...


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