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My 3 word player analysis V Pt Power

joeboy
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Gawn - imposed when necessary 

Pickett - highlight reel performance 

Viney - consistent 4 quarters

Petracca - class showed out

Langdon - vital outside running 

Sparrow - just a game

Jordon - a constant contributor 

Fritsch - important but wasteful 

Brown - importantly more involved

Jackson - seemingly treading water

Hibberd - our best defender 

Harmes - hit or miss

May - was generally effective 

Brayshaw - reliable and consistent 

Spargo - some better connections 

Melksham - important in last

Neal-Bullen - some vital touches

Tomlinson - justified his selection 

Salem - going through motions

Rivers - seemingly without confidence 

Lever - was rarely sighted

Bedford - another nothing performance 

 

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    10 minutes ago, adonski said:

    Joey Joe joe shabadoo!

    That's the worst name I've ever heard.

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    Pretty good summary Joeboy.  Gawn was important in the second half.  Salem desperately needs to lift.  

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    26 minutes ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    That's the worst name I've ever heard.

    HEY, JOEY JOE JOE!

    Edited by layzie

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    Watching from up close Harmes laid some great tackles and played his role.

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    Sparrow - got hands dirty

    Jordon - workmanlike improve delivery

    Jackson - road to redemption

    Bedford - minimal opportunity given

    Melksham - confounded critics soundly

    Harmes Joeboy - Hit or miss

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    7 minutes ago, homsar said:

    I thought Salem showed some good signs. 

    Salem needs to take the 60 degree boots off and find the crisp 5 iron boots from last year.

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    Gawn - can’t be fit.

    Pickett - highlight reel performance 

    Viney - consistent 4 quarters

    Petracca - class showed out

    Langdon - vital outside running 

    Sparrow - disposal is putrid

    Jordon - solid, won’t star

    Fritsch - selfish and arrogant

    Brown - clunking his marks 

    Jackson - not playing well

    Hibberd - a cracking game

    Harmes - hit or miss

    May - beaten all over

    Brayshaw - reliable and consistent 

    Spargo - some better connections 

    Melksham - important in last

    Neal-Bullen - great multiple efforts

    Tomlinson - justified his selection 

    Salem - shocking kicking again

    Rivers - good return

    Lever - injured early

    Bedford - ghost, was unseen

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    Gawn - must be injured

    Pickett - best on ground

    Viney - stepping up big

    Petracca - good not great

    Langdon - good spread today

    Sparrow - won't replace Oliver

    Jordon - solid game today

    Fritsch - set shot yips

    Brown - played 1 quarter

    Jackson - not fit either

    Hibberd - great game today

    Harmes - didn't do enough

    May - weakest defender today

    Brayshaw - midfield minutes soon?

    Spargo - great game overall

    Melksham - few good efforts

    Neal-Bullen - tough when needed

    Tomlinson - justified his selection 

    Salem - hes getting there

    Rivers - great return game

    Lever - played well injured

    Bedford - was invisible today

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    2 hours ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - imposed when necessary 

    Pickett - highlight reel performance 

    Viney - consistent 4 quarters

    Petracca - class showed out

    Langdon - vital outside running 

    Sparrow - just a game

    Jordon - a constant contributor 

    Fritsch - important but wasteful 

    Brown - importantly more involved

    Jackson - seemingly treading water

    Hibberd - our best defender 

    Harmes - hit or miss

    May - was generally effective 

    Brayshaw - reliable and consistent 

    Spargo - some better connections 

    Melksham - important in last

    Neal-Bullen - some vital touches

    Tomlinson - justified his selection 

    Salem - going through motions

    Rivers - seemingly without confidence 

    Lever - was rarely sighted

    Bedford - another nothing performance 

     

    Quite generous overall given we lost in just about every KPI today except on the scoreboard in the end...

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    Intetesting that gawn was our lowest rated player today. Viney third lowest with 8 clangers.

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    2 hours ago, Gouga said:

    Harsh on sparrow. I thought he stepped up.

    Turned it over and stopped momentum about 6 times.

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