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We should win this far better side they have 4 from rubbish free kicks still red to finish the game.  Go Dees 

 
 
3 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Mitch Brown FFS 🤷‍♂️

How does he get a game ahead of Van Rooyen???


2 minutes ago, cantstandyasam said:

how long to go????

5.00

Just now, leave it to deever said:

I say we pass the hat around for the umps

and pay for the laser surgery?

I’d rather save for a hitman. Take ‘em all out and get a decent discount surely.

They say without umpires there’d be no game. I say it would be no worse off.

 

We owe our backline a huge huge amount 


This may have a tough grind with some really poor maggot calls but it's such a sweet win.

 

So very very sweet.

Shut the f…k up Dunstall you [censored]


Lever is soft for getting hit in the guts. I’m seriously unsure how these brain dead morons get jobs on TV

A couple hanging off BBB. Frittata take the pack mark as if he owns it.

Hope supporters at the ground have not gone too early with the song.


5 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

I say we pass the hat around for the umps

and pay for the laser surgery?

Commentators & the disgusting crows supporters need their eyes fixed too

2 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Lever is soft for getting hit in the guts. I’m seriously unsure how these brain dead morons get jobs on TV

Will get cited by Christian, his abs clearly charged at the Croms fist

 
3 minutes ago, dees-picable said:

Shut the f…k up Dunstall you [censored]

Turn the sound off.  I know enough about footy I do not listen to the rubbishy 


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