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NON-MFC: Round 5, 2022

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1 hour ago, Maldonboy38 said:

Finally able to sit down to watch some footy today. My goodness I despise Essendon. I reckon I barrack harder against them than any other team. I simply hope they fail. And that spud ruckman of theirs; if Cody Weightman is the most punchable head in footy, this bloke is a close second. Whinging moaning, dill.

I still don’t understand how this guy is so despised, like wtf?! 

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    14 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

    And ready to mingle Cards

    If she lives near Mooroolbark, I’ll pass on her details to Bombers “mate”, they’ll be peas in a pod.

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    2 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

    I still don’t understand how this guy is so despised, like wtf?! 

    I saw him get interviewed in the rooms after the North game Cards and he comes across as a ripping kid. Lots of people had the same opinion of Jack Riewoldt until he started appearing on 360. 

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    3 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

    Of she loves near Mooroolbark, I’ll pass on her details to Bombers “mate”, they’ll be peas in a pod.

    It’d wanna be a big pod. Like, Guinness world record big. Just sayin…

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    1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    It’d wanna be a big pod. Like, Guinness world record big. Just sayin…

    Hahahhahahah she’s doing well on the treadlie with a slab then! My old mate has an empty beer fridge so all things look good. 

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    Wow, they just pointed out that Essendon have conceded 97 or more points in all five matches this year. 
     

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    6 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

    I saw him get interviewed in the rooms after the North game Cards and he comes across as a ripping kid. Lots of people had the same opinion of Jack Riewoldt until he started appearing on 360. 

    Riewoldt was an absolute plonker early to middle doors, the fence jumping incident to avoid the media really stands out. Weightman has shown none of that, I find it fascinating but really odd. 

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    1 minute ago, Cards13 said:

    Hahahhahahah she’s doing well on the treadlie with a slab then! My old mate has an empty beer fridge so all things look good. 

    It was actually a kid’s bike. I’m sure I could hear the tyres screaming in pain. 

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    Bomberblitz is melting. 😂😂

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    My hatred ( I know wasted energy) of Essendon knows no limits. What they did to the competition with drugs ( whatever it takes - James Hird) I just cannot get over. And how weak the AFL were. I have missed the last two Melbourne V Essendon games as I cannot cope with their supporters. The only fight in the MCC that I noticed was way back when Salem won us the game. Two Essendon supporters went feral and started jumping seats to punch Melbourne supporters and fair and square hit two women. They were stopped by security and turned out to be sons of an Essendon member. Father lost his rights for quite a while.

    Generally will not watch any match with them in it but flicked onto #504 and am enjoying Fremantle's game. BURY THEM FREO.

    Rant over.

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    An Essendon loss. How terribly sad 🤣

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    4 minutes ago, MT64 said:

    My hatred ( I know wasted energy) of Essendon knows no limits. What they did to the competition with drugs ( whatever it takes - James Hird) I just cannot get over. And how weak the AFL were. I have missed the last two Melbourne V Essendon games as I cannot cope with their supporters. The only fight in the MCC that I noticed was way back when Salem won us the game. Two Essendon supporters went feral and started jumping seats to punch Melbourne supporters and fair and square hit two women. They were stopped by security and turned out to be sons of an Essendon member. Father lost his rights for quite a while.

    Generally will not watch any match with them in it but flicked onto #504 and am enjoying Fremantle's game. BURY THEM FREO.

    Rant over.

    I just had an awesome image of heaps of ESS kids saying to there feral family “Na [censored] em, I’m now a Dees fan, Bummers are chit!”

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    5 minutes ago, MT64 said:

    Rant over.

    Rant fully justified. 🙂

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    Essendon are rubbish despite every AFL Media hack wanting them to be the next big thing.

    Their list is average. Every team has a couple of Star players but there are only a handful in the league with any depth. 
    I think Demonland should replace all media outlets to cover all official AFL media from now on. Maybe then some sense shall be written! Fremantle are a team in the up! What a surprise when you look at their slow list build which is slowly taking shape!

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    32 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Geez Essendon fans are feral. And I know this for sure coz I just spotted a couple of people in the crowd that I’ve seen around my suburb. My most recent sighting was the old push-bike ride with one hand on the handlebar and a slab under the other arm. (Coz no licence coz drink driving probs.) And fish n chips package occy-strapped to the parcel rack. And with a cigarette hanging outta the beak. And it was the woman! No [censored]. True story. 

    Toorak has really gone downmarket.

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    Freo looking really good. Seem to have eliminated their error prone game that ruined their season last year. Their defence is awesome so far as well.

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    8 minutes ago, John Crow Batty said:

    Freo looking really good. Seem to have eliminated their error prone game that ruined their season last year. Their defence is awesome so far as well.

    Crows by 1 pt, loss to Sts by 10 pts, Eagles by 55, GWS by 34, Bombers today. Not a great form line. 
     

    Blues, Cats coming up followed by North and Suns… what a draw.

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    43 minutes ago, John Crow Batty said:

    Freo looking really good. Seem to have eliminated their error prone game that ruined their season last year. Their defence is awesome so far as well.

    Not quite, lots of shocking skill (basic skills like marking by themselves) and decision making errors. 
    ‘but they are better as a group.

    aren’t both Bradshaw brothers talented and hard working.  Did they leave nothing in talent  for the third brother (short stint at west Coast ). 
     

    Happy bombers lost.  Rutton didn’t look very happy 😊 

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    1 hour ago, McQueen said:

    Bomberblitz is melting. 😂😂

    Please quote and share 

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    1 hour ago, John Crow Batty said:

    Freo looking really good. Seem to have eliminated their error prone game that ruined their season last year. Their defence is awesome so far as well.

     

    2 hours ago, DubDee said:

    The bombers season is over in round 5.  how good is life?!

    Freo look solid, arguably the best defence after us - only team to have conceded less than us.  When Fyfe comes back, they'll be top 8

    Hmmmm sounds like they will be in a good position to make a decent pitch to Jackson 😩

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    1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

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    What a pathetic football club

    Dodoro, rutten, xavier.

    sack please

    Golf game booked for Anzac Day - cannot watch this rubbish anymore.

    This is flat out embarrassing. Getting destroyed by a lower mid table interstate team on our home deck. Just pathetic.

    Rubbish captain. Below average player. But we don’t have the balls to do anything about it

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    1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

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    A couple of happy clappers on here looking foolish after saying our form stacks up well because we only lost to the Dees by 5 goals.
    Absolutely farken pathetic pea hearted piece of ■■■■ club can go [censored] themselves.
    Have just cancelled flights over next week and memberships getting sent back on Monday. Will not be a member again whilst absolute frauds like Dodoro and the like are involved at the club

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