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4 minutes ago, Mr Steve said:

Expect the pies to fall in a hole mid season so a Geelong lost might be better value for Melbourne.

Look to already have fallen in a hole this quarter

 
1 hour ago, 640MD said:

Terrible. I am going to ch 32

Come back to channel seven, 64MD!!! It’s a one point game!

 

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

and now three Cats disputing vehemently . .... no 50!  FMD.  (Which would have been a gimme goal - 4 or was it 6 against us in the CFC preseason?)

Edited by monoccular

 

What the [censored] has happened to the umpire disrespect rule! Two cats players arguing and screaming at the umpire. No 50m penalty!

Edit: beat me to it mono

Edited by —coach—

6 minutes ago, Mr Steve said:

Expect the pies to fall in a hole mid season so a Geelong lost might be better value for Melbourne.

Praying for a meteor with 1 second left. Accept no compromises.


5 minutes ago, Lord Nev said:

You guys sure do like to call games a bit early for followers of a team that made a Grand Final do a 180 in about a minutes worth of footy...

I called Geelongs demise at half time while attending the 2013 semi final v Port at the G when they were down by 4 goals. Nailed it!

 

lol pies

I can't stand either side, but at least the trailing side at 3qt won. Fun to watch the pies meltdown.


Grundy has fallen in a hole

 

Serious questions need to be asked at Pie-land tonight.

To give up that lead with just 20 minutes of game time left, is just ridiculous lack of defensive accountability.

I know people can't stand Geelong or Chris Scott, but I find it funny that Collingwood had a massive lead & have been run over


The second half of this quarter has made up for the first three and a half quarters snore-fest. 

I've seen spinach take longer to wilt than Collingwood in that last quarter. 

Always good to see the Pies get done.
Their moron supporters have been starting to chirp.

Doesn’t that give you the sheets 


2 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Damn Geelong song is catchy like the Tigers.

Make it stop.

Doot doot doo-doo, 
doo doo-doo-doo-doo doooo...

A bit of the movie Cocoon in the last quarter. 

Did the Cats take amphetamines, or did they dope the Pies with Valium?   Swab the lot of them.

Still, a long season and the Cats will tire by the late rounds. 

 

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