News headlines you do and dont want to see on Sunday

[Bleeds_Red_&_Blue 172]

Do

"The North Smith curse is broken"

"Max Gawn to give premiership medal to Nathan Jones"

 

Dont

"Bailey Smith kicks 5 in Dogs win in a day of Demon hell"

"No Brownlow? No worries. Bont wins Norm to go with second premiership medal"

[Timothy Reddan-A'Blew 4,339]

Don’t: 'SONS OF THE WEST'

Do: 'SDEMONS OF THE WEST'

[Timothy Reddan-A'Blew 4,339]

...And, having finished Minor Premiers, not sure if this is a Don't or a Do...

'Fallout continues from last minute cancellation of AFL Grand Final in 'go fast, go hard' COVID lockdown'

[picket fence 15,801]

DO

DEES DEESTROY DISHLICKERS

DONT

I dont want to think about that😬

[jumbo returns 6,619]

DOG DAY AFTERNOON - DEES MAUL DOGGIES

[PaulRB 6,120]

“Dogs Gawn! Demons kill the curse in a boilover!!”

 

[leave it to deever 16,591]

1  Dogs down dees

2 New 7.8 earthquake

3 Covid numbers hit 1000

 

 

Dees eat dogs

Covid cured

World peace

Edited September 24, 2021 by leave it to deever

[Cassiew 1,874]

Do:

”Proof the ‘curse’ was baloney”

”Record grand final margin win for the demons”

”Lockdown to end tonight”

”Gawn, Oliver, Petracca, first three way tie for Norm smith medal”

 

Don’t:

”1954: History repeats”

”Max shut down effectively”

”Bulldogs break 5 year ‘drought’ “

”Cases doubled as lockdown extends to December”

 

Not even this:

”The grand final the bulldogs lost” 

“Demons come from behind win”

Edited September 24, 2021 by Cassiew

[Mazer Rackham 14,970]

Bailey Smith Arrested By Fashion Police
Expected To Be Sentenced Without Trial

Postponed Grand Final To Be Rescheduled In December In Darwin
AFL To Send Bulldogs Via Tasmania And Norfolk Island Just to Make Them Travel Again

Western Suburbs Shaken By 5.8 Tremors
Thousands Of Bulldogs Posters Ripped From The Back Of Dunny Doors

 

[Cassiew 1,874]

Jumper swap tradition returns 😔

[At the break of Gawn 3,861]

Do: Deelirious - Dees break the 57 year Norm Smith curse.

Don’t: Sons of the west. Dogs claim second premiership in 5 years as the norm Smith curse continues for the Dees.

[Ted Lasso 17,318]

JACKSON!

LUKE JACKSON KICKS 18 AS MELBOURNE INFLICT HORROR 240 POINT LOSS ON DOGS IN GF 

 

[daisycutter 28,728]

umpire decisions rob dogs of premiership

dees can thank umpire bloopers for lucky flag

[Mazer Rackham 14,970]

5 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

umpire decisions rob dogs of premiership

dees can thank umpire bloopers for lucky flag

Stop teasing! We're dreaming as it is. (Aren't we?)

[Beetle 4,348]

Well from a personal perspective.

Do:

Naked Melbourne fan seen running through Eltham after Demons flag.

Dont:

Naked Melbourne fan arrested after running through Eltham after Demons flag.

[Little Richard 5,943]

5 minutes ago, Beetle said:

Well from a personal perspective.

Do:

Naked Melbourne fan seen running through Eltham after Demons flag.

Dont:

Naked Melbourne fan arrested after running through Eltham after Demons flag.

Add Montmorency to that!

[titan_uranus 23,251]

Do: Melbourne wins premiership

Don't: Bulldogs win premiership

[layzie 30,427]

Do: Dog Gawn

Kozzie said so!

Grand new flag!

Don't:

West is best

Bite is might

Deesaster, Dogs claim second flag in 76 years.

[Min Xie 284]

Do:        1954 : 2021        1 : 1

Don't:   New MFCSS variant to be found