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1 minute ago, Chook said:

Clear throw by Selwood. Should override a high free, as even trying to throw is cheating.

I despise that cheat. Hope a Port player knocks him out. 

 

What a choke by Hawkins.
30m out, straight in front. 

me having money on him for first goal has nothing to do with my anger

I’ve turned off ch 7 commentary, it really is unbearable. Bradshaw following is usual stupid script.

abc not delayed

Meanwhile Port’s pressure not good enough 

 

Geelong playing an interstate away game and they still get those ridiculous free kicks going their way.  What does it take to make the umpires call a fair game? 


LOL I was just thinking that crowd-noise guy was phoning it in again, coz excessive cheering disproportionate to an average mark (Port, of course). Then I remembered it’s a real crowd. Incidentally, I reckon fake crowd noise should include booing. Just thinking aloud. 🤔 

 

Dangerous tackle FFS

OMG dangerous tackle my ar*e

Wow that's a very soft free kick 

With that adjudication of dangerous tackle (protected him beautifully), Hawkins is in a bit of trouble. 

Oh wait he plays for Geelong.


1 minute ago, CYB said:

Umps terrible. Game is not much better. 

But James Brayshaw just informed us it's a great game so far. Could he be…wrong?


Thats a good way to seat people.....

We should just do that at the G...

12 minutes ago, Jaded said:

I don’t like that. I hope Port wins because they’re not great. Can’t see us beating the Cats 3 times in one season. 

Well if we win and Cats lose we will likely meet them in the prelim! We have to beat them 3 times unless they go out in straight sets!

 

Good on you Hawkins you legend 🤮


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