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cats don't like it when it's a bit slippery and damp

how about danger going to sleep on the boundary line.....lol

 
2 minutes ago, Jaded said:

They’re a very high scoring sides. To keep them to 57 points was absolutely amazing. 
We don’t win pretty but we don’t lose ugly either. 

I thought they were specials tonight. On last weeks performance and the previous couple of games, Hawks look much improved aswell.

28 minutes ago, ANG13 said:

I don’t have kids 

Do you want a couple? 
Gotta be honest tho, they’re not into footy by any stretch. Which is why I’m looking to offload them. ?

 
53 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

28 years!!!

Yep, round 21 - 1993. I believe Collingwood now hold the longest time since a game at Kardinia - not since round 15 - 1999. 


I do hope the folk that post on this site whom critique Melbourne poorly, due to the fact that they are top of the ladder, playing against a team who are lower than them, who are watching this game, get a reality check on how close teams are in the competition that is the AFL

1 minute ago, Deetective Sgt. Taggert said:

We’ve played down there 20 times since the bombers last game there…

bombers played a pre-season game this year there, but

 

Another week of listening to Bombers supporters cry because they lost “due to the umpires” would be amazing. Plus, I don’t mind Geelong winning as they won’t be a finals threat.

Edited by Ethan Trembley


Geelong players spend a fair amount of time (as a collective) appealing for frees

10 hours ago, deegirl said:

THIS

It really grinds my gears that the 'big' Victorian clubs have been protected from playing down there for years while we have to front up every year.  The argument about crowd size is void because barely anyone non-Geelong can get in down there.  Geelong gets an armchair ride and the big clubs get protected from playing at a ground where the home team have an obvious advantage.    

Imagine scheduling Richmond to play down there.  If Hardwick the germ can't handle Docklands his head would explode at the thought of the hour drive.  

 

They did play there in 2017 and the stink they made especially Caro its unlikely they'll be playing there again in the next few decades.

The thing is it's not just the fact they don't have to go there but by those club's not going there it means club's like us, Dogs, North and the non-Vic club's get sent down there every season. Same as Tassie.

There is a special place in hell reserved for Geelong. It’s called cheating duckers avenue. 


3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

must be time to start booing

 

2 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

Geelong players spend a fair amount of time (as a collective) appealing for frees

But Geelong are getting an absolute armchair ride from the umpires.  (14-9 for what it is worth). 
And I have lost count on how many throws and  not HTB the Cats get away with. Cats also go head down into an opponent -> high contact.  

Edited by monoccular

11 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

They did play there in 2017 and the stink they made especially Caro its unlikely they'll be playing there again in the next few decades.

The thing is it's not just the fact they don't have to go there but by those club's not going there it means club's like us, Dogs, North and the non-Vic club's get sent down there every season. Same as Tassie.

The tigers have played there 12 times since the bombers last time there, so they’ve at least copped it every 3 year on average

How much of a [censored] head is Brian Taylor?

Carey (commensurate [censored] head) brings Daisy into the commentary stream and BT just interjects and tramples all over her. 
 

What a gormless [censored]. 


15 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Cameron out with the hammy. Helps Essendon. He’s kept them in it. 

Can't believe they risked him. Extraordinary decision.

6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

bummers.......talk about choccies to boiled lollies......lol

yep

thought we had a game for a while

10 (sorry 8) goal turnaraound in one quarter plus about two minutes

Back to some old TV shows for me

I'll check again at 3/4 time. Perhaps that was the Cats only quarter

Edited by Diamond_Jim

 
Just now, Diamond_Jim said:

yep

thought we had a game for a while

Back to some old TV shows for me

yeah, from 4 goals up to 4 goals down in the blink of an eye

must be the umpires making sure the bummers lose again

I'm so conflicted.
Love that Essendon are getting done but hate that Geelong are winning.

 


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