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My 3 word player analysis V Fremantle

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Gawn - our only winner

Hibberd - was hardly sighted

Viney - prolific without effect

Petracca - tried but limited

Oliver - few effective disposals

Fritsch - some classy touches

vandenBerg - little to commend

Salem - tentative and slow

Rivers - brave but limited

Langdon - tried but restricted 

May - had little impact 

Melksham - continued to underperform 

Tomlinson - was rarely noticed

Neal- Bullen - had no influence 

Baker - didn’t take chances

Hunt - a nothing game

Weideman - overrated and underperforming 

Bedford - just a kid

Preuss - the experiment failed

Pickett - Bambi in lights

Smith - stuck to task

Lever - limited skills exposed

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    Langdon - Played wrong side...(side of the ground in the first Q)

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    Gawn - completely under utilised

    Hibberd - trade to Essendscum

    Viney - will never arrive

    Petracca - Not Martin yet

    Oliver - so ineffectual again

    Fritsch - DHS

    vandenBerg - back to Ainslie

    Salem - one trick pony

    Rivers - certainly worth persisting

    Langdon - at least runs

    May - no good forward

    Melksham - what a disaster

    Tomlinson - GWS made call

    Neal- Bullen - please no more

    Baker - no impact tonight

    Hunt - jury is in

    Weideman - coaching F*&king him

    Bedford - still early days

    Preuss - sometimes shows heart

    Pickett - Really not ready

    Smith - wasn't the worst

    Lever - please shave moustache 

    Goodloss . . . please resign tonight

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    Smith, ANB, Hunt, Preuss, Baker, Bedford - not AFL standard

    Pickett - not fixing mistakes

    Weideman - coaching not helping

    Melksham - not a tagger

    May - not a forward

    Gawn - inadequate, ineffective leadership

    Petracca, Oliver, Viney - no midfield support

    Goodwin - poor coaching, again.

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    Gawn - our only winner  tried hard   Battled and contested marks. BUT hit outs were not effective   Cost two goals which was crucial 

    Hibberd - was hardly sighted  tried to run but needs to use the corridor 

    Viney - prolific without effect  Gets the footy but not effective disposals 

    Petracca - tried but limited tried and tried but fumbled and fumbled and lifted and fell and lifted and fell and kicked it forward to no one 

    Oliver - few effective disposals, see Viney  gets the pill and huge heart but turnover and poor disposal 

    Fritsch - some classy touches  soft and slow but then moves well and good goal so he’s frustrating 

    vandenBerg - little to commend, hard at it but fumbled far too much 

    Salem - tentative and slow, strange game and looks not fully fit 

    Rivers - brave but limited But brave and brave and took on the game  At 19, a big ✅

    Langdon - tried but restricted but big heart and runs and battled ✅

    May - had little impact , stopped Taberner so a win ✅

    Melksham - continued to underperform - did he play ? Underwhelming 

    Tomlinson - was rarely noticed - did he play? Underwhelming 

    Neal- Bullen - had no influence - did he play- ❌

    Baker - didn’t take chances - another week to see what he does 

    Hunt - a nothing game -battled battled battled 

    Weideman - overrated and underperforming - conditions didn’t suit 

    Bedford - just a kid- showed glimpses

    Preuss - the experiment failed  weather did not help him  but his chase down on wilson was magic 

    Pickett - Bambi in lights - too much hype  forget the speccy and the bump - kick a goal or three 

    Smith - stuck to task- omg - he’s lost and has no way out ❌

    Lever - limited skills exposed-oops - did you say we gave up TWO FIRST ROUND PICKS AND PAY $600k A YEAR  - FFS 

    Updated with colour !

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    Thank god for Rivers a great young player

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    Brayshaw and Harmes : did not turn up.

    Oliver & Viney : too many ineffective stats

    Trac : trying too hard.

    OMac: allowed Walters too much latitude.

    TMac: missed the plane.

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    OMac: allowed Walters too much latitude.

    #1 scapegoat status confirmed when you get blamed without playing

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