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Gawn - our only winner

Hibberd - was hardly sighted

Viney - prolific without effect

Petracca - tried but limited

Oliver - few effective disposals

Fritsch - some classy touches

vandenBerg - little to commend

Salem - tentative and slow

Rivers - brave but limited

Langdon - tried but restricted 

May - had little impact 

Melksham - continued to underperform 

Tomlinson - was rarely noticed

Neal- Bullen - had no influence 

Baker - didn’t take chances

Hunt - a nothing game

Weideman - overrated and underperforming 

Bedford - just a kid

Preuss - the experiment failed

Pickett - Bambi in lights

Smith - stuck to task

Lever - limited skills exposed

 

Langdon - Played wrong side...(side of the ground in the first Q)

 

Gawn - completely under utilised

Hibberd - trade to Essendscum

Viney - will never arrive

Petracca - Not Martin yet

Oliver - so ineffectual again

Fritsch - DHS

vandenBerg - back to Ainslie

Salem - one trick pony

Rivers - certainly worth persisting

Langdon - at least runs

May - no good forward

Melksham - what a disaster

Tomlinson - GWS made call

Neal- Bullen - please no more

Baker - no impact tonight

Hunt - jury is in

Weideman - coaching F*&king him

Bedford - still early days

Preuss - sometimes shows heart

Pickett - Really not ready

Smith - wasn't the worst

Lever - please shave moustache 

Goodloss . . . please resign tonight


Smith, ANB, Hunt, Preuss, Baker, Bedford - not AFL standard

Pickett - not fixing mistakes

Weideman - coaching not helping

Melksham - not a tagger

May - not a forward

Gawn - inadequate, ineffective leadership

Petracca, Oliver, Viney - no midfield support

Goodwin - poor coaching, again.

O M G 

27 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - our only winner  tried hard   Battled and contested marks. BUT hit outs were not effective   Cost two goals which was crucial 

Hibberd - was hardly sighted  tried to run but needs to use the corridor 

Viney - prolific without effect  Gets the footy but not effective disposals 

Petracca - tried but limited tried and tried but fumbled and fumbled and lifted and fell and lifted and fell and kicked it forward to no one 

Oliver - few effective disposals, see Viney  gets the pill and huge heart but turnover and poor disposal 

Fritsch - some classy touches  soft and slow but then moves well and good goal so he’s frustrating 

vandenBerg - little to commend, hard at it but fumbled far too much 

Salem - tentative and slow, strange game and looks not fully fit 

Rivers - brave but limited But brave and brave and took on the game  At 19, a big

Langdon - tried but restricted but big heart and runs and battled

May - had little impact , stopped Taberner so a win

Melksham - continued to underperform - did he play ? Underwhelming 

Tomlinson - was rarely noticed - did he play? Underwhelming 

Neal- Bullen - had no influence - did he play-

Baker - didn’t take chances - another week to see what he does 

Hunt - a nothing game -battled battled battled 

Weideman - overrated and underperforming - conditions didn’t suit 

Bedford - just a kid- showed glimpses

Preuss - the experiment failed  weather did not help him  but his chase down on wilson was magic 

Pickett - Bambi in lights - too much hype  forget the speccy and the bump - kick a goal or three 

Smith - stuck to task- omg - he’s lost and has no way out

Lever - limited skills exposed-oops - did you say we gave up TWO FIRST ROUND PICKS AND PAY $600k A YEAR  - FFS 

Updated with colour !

 

Thank god for Rivers a great young player

Brayshaw and Harmes : did not turn up.

Oliver & Viney : too many ineffective stats

Trac : trying too hard.

OMac: allowed Walters too much latitude.

TMac: missed the plane.

2 hours ago, dimmy said:

OMac: allowed Walters too much latitude.

#1 scapegoat status confirmed when you get blamed without playing


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