Kicking with the wind the first quarter. 

I'm on finally, let's do it.

Lets go

 

Smith on Papley. God help me. 

Smith on Papley

Looks like Joel Smith has gone to Papley.

Melbourne supporters collectively pack their dacks.

What the hell was that from Salem?  Sheesh.  No talk at all.

Smith then smashed Papley in a tackle, so good start for him.

Petracca stop trying to do too much early 

All swans so far

We look asleep 

We’re asleep at the wheel.

Shocking handpass by Petracca in the centre but why would Salem look for a handpass which would force him to kick on his right foot?

So dumb.

Trac and Oliver both caught high - play on.

DER-WAYNE's excuse was that it wasn't for long enough.  That makes perfect sense...

Can we stick our tackles please?

One assist to papley

Haven't shown up...

Switch on

3 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Smith on Papley. God help me. 

Yep.... i reckon that's a possible 5 goal decision right there.  Already involved in that first score.

Viney and Oliver get out of each other’s way ffs 

And stop the sloppy handballs. 

 

We look farkin terrible early.

We look slow, sloppy and disorganised.

And our tackling efforts are horrid.

That kick Melksham 

That's better.

Good kick from Melk to Brown's advantage.

Can't miss that man come on