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GAMEDAY: Rd 09 vs Port Adelaide

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4 minutes ago, cantstandyasam said:

No structure no footy smarts. Dixon sucked Gawn in and it cost us a goal.

Harmes has lost all his skills

 

 

Haha Harmes you [censored] joke

Harmes is useless

 
1 minute ago, Greendale said:

Who gives a [censored] if it's a report Hamish. You've got the vision right in front of you to see that there was nothing in it. Move on you moron

He is a t-wat


Harmes you can’t miss a 5 metre handball. You just can’t.

Our skills would make a VFL coach furious.

Petracca back to shocking kicking. Hasn't hit a ball properly all night.

 

Can we please give Harmes a concussion test.

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2 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

We are the easiest team to coach against. Play an extra behind the ball or flood back and we turn to water and just bomb it long to opposition into repeat. The current coaching group must be the worst strategically in the league by a fair margin.

Absolute clueless morons

How can we be so consistently shizenhouse! Seriously MFC you have lost me. 


THAT WAS NOT 50!!!!!!!!!!

Lolol 50 metres for that. [censored] this.


Omg worst call of the night. What a [censored] [censored] umpire 

We are being completely embarrassed.

No goals in a half of football???

Poor skills and poor discipline. This is unwatchable.

 

9 years ago today we lost that Geelong game. Sadly not much has changed. Except we had a better coach then. 

1 minute ago, cantstandyasam said:

Harmes has lost all his skills

 

Hannan is a fool for giving up that goal.

 


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