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Vanders with ball in hand? Nice!!

What is the latest re Bennell??


 
9 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

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Is that Rivers..?

 

 


So, the powder blue training duds lasted all of -- ONE day?!!

6 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Yes. Of the Trent variety.

Absolute beast

(and still only 18).


9 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Attention Demonland Trackwatchers. Just saying .....

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Flash scooters down Cranny way!

2 hours ago, Demonland said:

 

Goodwin : "Hey guys, its nice to have you all back... its much better to connect in person isnt it?"

Group : "Murmurs and nods"

Goodwin : "I have been here a long time now but i cant ever recall a time i have seen so many beautiful hairdos... well done lads".

Group : "nods and laughter"

Goodwin : " righto guys, i wanna start off the session by encouraging you to give an air-hug to the guy either side of you... let 'em know you love them".

Group : "nervous laughter and feet shuffling"

Anonymous group comedian "Hey Goody we can go full-contact now"

Goodwin : *Starts crying..... "Really ??"

Group : "Laughter"

Goodwin : "Nah, come on guys, get around each other, its been a long time between hugs" ..... "while im at it, you look in ripping nick Vines.... loving the tache"

Group : laughter and shoulder punches

Goodwin : "Gee i missed you guys".. *wipes away a tear

Group : "Naaaaaawwwwwww"

Goodwin : "Rightio fellas, time to hit the track before i turn into a bit of a mess.... Split up into your line groups and start off by giving each other a bum-tap."

Group: *tap tap tap

Goodwin : "Gee i missed you lads"

Group : "Missed you too Goody"

Goodwin : "Righto im off for some yoga and meditation lads. remember to be nice to each other today... stick your tackles but dont hurt each other ok?... oh, and remember footballs are people too, they have feelings.... be nice to them...... i love you guys.... *sniff"

Group: "Love you too Goody". *waves....

 


1 hour ago, Vagg said:

So, the powder blue training duds lasted all of -- ONE day?!!

All in the wash Barry! According to Japanese Prime Minister Mr Shinzo Abe a high priority on personal hygiene is part of the 'unique' strategy that has contained the covid 19 epidemic there.  One suspects the 40 page AFL compliance document has strictly stipulated the daily laundry of  training duds.

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necessary addition

3 hours ago, Demonland said:

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Holy Moley!

great pics, thanks DL

Rivers looks like he's done 3 preseasons already!

 

Viney has a moustache the likes of which I haven't seen since a certain mR Carrol wore long ago. Now all Jack needs is the eccentric haircut and we have Deja Vu. Salem's hair is ...different. Jackson leaping over the pack is sensational and a special mention for the video of Harley Bennel honestly he looked so balanced and poised and if he gets going watch out world.


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