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8 minutes ago, MyFavouriteMartian said:

I didn't realise you could buy a safe as big as a coffin,  'dc'.

 

 

8 minutes ago, MyFavouriteMartian said:

I didn't realise you could buy a safe as big as a coffin,  'dc'.

 

no coffin for me mfm. dust to dust just fine

 
8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

 

no coffin for me mfm. dust to dust just fine

I was referring to, 'Pre',  time is up.  Locking the bugs out of a nightime, dc.  and the precious rolls in safe hands. ?

 

2 hours ago, MyFavouriteMartian said:

Its probably just,  a normal  'Fever'.

No sense jumping to conclusions.?

Didn’t jump to anything, Martian, just passing on what I heard

4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

We may  need a nostalgic return to the days of yore dc when a torn up newspaper had to suffice for those  specific ablutions.

Off course good old Henry V111 had a more innovative solution   He employed a Royal ..... err .... wiper to do the job

Might finally have a use for the Herald Sun

 

They should let us train on the G from now on, as a precautionary measure. That way the players will also get used to the empty stands. Win Win.

38 minutes ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

Didn’t jump to anything, Martian, just passing on what I heard

Sorry, 'DAG'.   Its a bad habit I have,  of quoting someone instead of  just commenting,  to it.

A habit due to not understanding the quote processes, at the time, back then.  Now its an auto habit, I need to try to change.


25 minutes ago, dworship said:

Might finally have a use for the Herald Sun

Just make sure Rupert,  is facing up,  'dw'.

I'm surprised he doesn't have his image on the pound note, buy now.

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I suppose One could always go direct to Bolts page and tear away. 

That would be the obvious alternative to rupert.

Edited by MyFavouriteMartian

If I'm going to Bolt's page I'm hoping there is hand sanitiser available.

4 hours ago, JakovichScissorKick said:

Bloody yanks

Considering the US went from a handful of cases and Trump bragging about how he has it under control, to 1,000+ cases in under a week, I’d say they’re probably making the right call.


Jesus we have 12 cases in Victoria. TWELVE in 5 million. The hysteria is ridiculous.

Apparently schools are likely to be shut down from next week... you think Corona is bad, just wait until parents can’t send their devil children to school or go to work themselves. Welcome to the end of the world! 

2 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Jesus we have 12 cases in Victoria. TWELVE in 5 million. The hysteria is ridiculous.

Apparently schools are likely to be shut down from next week... you think Corona is bad, just wait until parents can’t send their devil children to school or go to work themselves. Welcome to the end of the world! 

19 i heard today

1 hour ago, Demonland said:

Player testing will be expedited to keep season intact. 

 The standard time for a person being tested for COVID-19 and receiving the results is five days. But AFL players are expected to receive their findings sooner. 

Plan to expedite player testing to keep season intact

It shouldn't be any different to any other person.

Being self employed I can't afford the wait time either.

No special treatment for the AFL...


40 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Jesus we have 12 cases in Victoria. TWELVE in 5 million. The hysteria is ridiculous.

They had 12 cases in Italy at one point as well. Now it's over 10K, with hundreds dead.

Isolation and reducing contact is the only way of reducing infections. There is no cure, no vaccine.

Just saying.

As to the wisdom of reducing contact, isolation, and shutting things down (also as to how infectious this is):

"New York officials traced more than 50 coronavirus cases back to one attorney"

"Just two days after the man's positive results, on March 4, his 20-year-old son, a student at New York's Yeshiva University, also tested positive. The wife and 14-year-old daughter of the attorney both also tested positive on the same day. So did the neighbor who drove him to the hospital. And a friend of the attorney. The friend's wife, two sons and daughter tested positive that day too. The day after, on March 5, eight other people connected to the attorney tested positive for the virus."

etc.

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/03/11/us/new-rochelle-attorney-containment-area/index.html

On 3/9/2020 at 9:21 AM, bing181 said:

I'm in France, and all very serious here. We have over 1000 cases (including 4 MP's)

I posted that on Monday morning. It's now Wednesday evening, and we're up to 2300 cases and 48 dead.

 

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