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1 hour ago, Webber said:

Would be amazed if this adversely influenced his season start. Looks in great nick otherwise. 

Really? You are an avid follower of this club Webber and you can’t see how this could possibly go pear shaped for Gus? Given our injury history I’d be amazed if he still has two arms by Rnd 1. 

 
1 hour ago, jnrmac said:

Same here. 3mnths for me and still have little strength in arm...I'm maybe 2.5x Brayshaws age....

Also around the 3 month mark. 
 

It sucks because I haven’t been able to bench the usual 140kg limit for a while now. ?

 

Not sure if it’s been said anywhere but lockhart left early after talking with staff about his hamstring.

Fifty years on and i never had too many arm problems...someone said something about my elbows being too pointy though....i didn't understand what they were talking about...


4 hours ago, CBDees said:

The arm is a trial. Pretty soon all limbs will be similarly fitted so that Goody can remotely control from the coaches box (or the bunker)! Look forward to all players running out for Round 1 if it proves a success.

An arm brace on Clarry to control whether he handballs or drops it onto the boot and a remote controlled leg braces for Gus to make him run the other way. Genius!

 
8 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

Tom Sparrow looks a lot like a young Todd Viney if you ask me in pic 1 

40 minutes ago, Sydee said:

Tom Sparrow looks a lot like a young Todd Viney if you ask me in pic 1 

I’ve said that in another thread. 
Completely agree. 


5 hours ago, McQueen said:

Also around the 3 month mark. 
 

It sucks because I haven’t been able to bench the usual 140kg limit for a while now. ?

I'd be happy to hit a golf ball...

1 hour ago, Fifty-5 said:

@McQueen and @jnrmac - interested to know how each of you got this injury?

Started with tennis and worsened by hitting too many golf balls...

13 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Lady at the scarf collection said the boys at Melksham’s wedding will have a mini training session up in Byron then fly straight to Maroochydore. 

Also,  membership as of this morning is at 30,278. A bit less than this time last year but on par with 2018. Overall, club is happy with the renewals so far.

I’ve already renewed everyone in my family, irrespective of whether they actually support (or have heard of) the club.

A good mate of mine just had a son two days ago. My mate’s a passionate Blues supporter. There’ll be an MFC Baby Dee membership on its way to his house for little Leo within the week.

Got to get em early.

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