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His tackling and pressure are second to none, we need him in the team. Fingers crossed for an injury free run. 

The way and the rate the game is being sanitised, players like AVB will be a thing of the past very soon. 
I want to see him round one at Optus, shitmixing Jamie Cripps. 

 
3 hours ago, McQueen said:

The way and the rate the game is being sanitised, players like AVB will be a thing of the past very soon. 
I want to see him round one at Optus, shitmixing Jamie Cripps. 

I can't decide what joke to make here. Should I go with the 'game being santised' theme or the 'homoerotic fantasy' theme?

Would be like getting another new recruit for 2020 if he can make it back.

Love the attitude expressed by AVB about how being unable to train, play, etc made him realise how much he valued being part of the greater group.  It's this kind of team first thinking that will bring us the success we crave.  Hopefully it's contagious.


Hugely missed last year. On his 2018 finals form he would be transformative for our forward line defensive pressure. He is one of several "new recruits" - like a fit TMac and Brayshaw - who could give us a memorable year in 2020 and beyond.

He's super tough and his pressure is off the charts, which we desperately need. 

But from memory, his kicking is very iffy.

Edited by Good Lord George

 
20 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

I can't decide what joke to make here. Should I go with the 'game being santised' theme or the 'homoerotic fantasy' theme?

What does this one look like “homoerotic fantasy' theme?

 

One of my favourite dees and so important to the team.  

Remember the home and away game we won against against West Coast in ‘18; he brutalised them in the first quarter and had them looking over their shoulders.


He proved himself in late 2018 with minimal preparation played 7 games 3 of them in the  finals and held his own. He is ready to go in 2020 and is like a new recruit. Hard at the man and ball midfielder that can play forward and hopefully the injuries are behind him.

A 37 game veteran that plays like a 200 gamer.

Edited by nosoupforme

On 12/28/2019 at 9:02 AM, Good Lord George said:

But from memory, his kicking is very iffy.

It is iffy. His use of the footy in the Geelong final was extremely poor to the point where people were discussing him as an outside chance of being dropped.

However, he’s clear best 22 and offers things to the side others can’t; eg - tackling, big brute of a bloke, contested mark inside 50; known goal kicker.

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