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GAMEDAY: Rd 16 vs Carlton

Josh
in Melbourne Demons

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Looks like a 10-1 ratio here. Pretty poor for a replacement game, but canโ€™t expect much from our supporters after a season like this.

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2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Just boarding at Scumbury.ย 

In an attempt to raise my morbid spirit, I gave myself a jolly good flogging before leaving The Manorย 

Iโ€™m a better man for it

Does this info help to clarify the definition of Bald Headed [censored]?

Sorry, I meant to say Bald Headed F*** - four letter f word of your choosing

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2 hours ago, Supermercado said:

Can't be McGovern, we've heard of him. Will be some bloke who has played three games as a defender now kicks five.

Liam Jones to pull a Mark Jamar.


7 minutes ago, Satan said:

They call him Preust

The Spruess Pruess...

What. The. [censored] McDonald?

This garbage ball use is destroying us.ย 

Would love someone to explain how that wasn't play on when silvagni handballed it to Oliver??ย 

AFL and umps just making it up as they go againย 

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And how that wasn't ball on Jonesย 

Ball Use! Oh my [censored] god. How are we this bad? Donโ€™t give me injuries as an excuse. Maybe late in games, but not 4 minutes in!


Awesome skills on display again.....TMac, Fritch, Hunt.....I'm looking at you!!! Amateur hour.

Just now, Demonland said:

Our players do not want to have a shot on goal.ย 

All above the shoulders.

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    Battle for "The AFL's most Irrelevant" Cup.

    Loser wins!


    Great goal kicking skills on show again.....What the hell has happened to this team? Edit...Here comes Petracca.....

    Edited by Dee Since 73
    Stupidity.

    Putrid skills by so called โ€œprofessionalโ€ players.

    What a horrid game so far.

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    60 disposals to 23, but what quality were they?


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