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2 minutes ago, ICU2 Jerry Jerry said:

We made 5 errors in 1 passage of play and kicked a goal. 

#chaosfootball

 

The Petracca ball drop from 38,000ft got the result

 

 

Our lack of awareness/stupidity/lack of skill/turn overs week in, week out is staggering.

Spargo and Tracc ffs!!

Spargo haters would love that...

[censored] weak 50..


So Bradshaw was totally scragged in the middle, no free, Viney gets zero prior and is pinged. 

Hunt is good kick for goal!!

our fwd transition looking 2018 like


1 minute ago, Demonland said:

How did Viney have prior?

He plays for Melbourne free against everyday of the week

Just now, Cards13 said:

So Bradshaw was totally scragged in the middle, no free, Viney gets zero prior and is pinged. 

Put Spargo on an early flight please

10 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

At least we wont have to put up with Razer Ray tonight making the game all about himself

Family friend of ours Andrew Mitchell umpiring the game tonight, have offered every possible bribe I can think of, unfortunately he couldn’t be bought, hopefully he has a great one tonight and umpires fairly for both sides ?

We're putting good pressure on but just still letting them get a couple of easy goals. 


Any risk our defenders get near an opponent today?!

 

We can't get Lever, May, Hore into this team quick enough. Our defence is deplorable. Turnover, goal, turnover, goal, turnover, goal. Ad nauseum.


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