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GAMEDAY: Rd 09 vs West Coast

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Watching from NZ. I’m giving this a quarter before I give up and go to bed.Ā 

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6 minutes ago, RedButMostlyBlue said:

Thanks! Exciting times ? Before the start of the year I thought I was going to have to manage competing joys of fatherhood and a huge year from the Dees. As it's eventuated, I've had no distractions at all with being a good Dad haha. Let's hope we get things together before the kid is old enough to pick a team (I've already bought his gear).

ā€œPick a teamā€

Sorry , there’s no picky picky though i admire your desire to help him avoid a lifejme of misery . I was singing GOF to #1 4 hours after arrival as Mum was in surgery . Hilariously , he now does a ripping Pies, Hawks, Blues medley despite insisting he’s a Dees man, meanwhile number 2, at 7 months, because I am a pragmatic fellow, is Pies with mum.

I have been surprised at the loss of hours on the bike / legs with 1 let alone 2

its mad times though , I love being a dad

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4 minutes ago, PaulRB said:

General question - whys CareyĀ Ā called the ā€œDuckā€? And what’s with the black eye???

He picked a fight with the bitumen...

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Na, he stacked on his face riding his bike.

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Assume the brace position guys.Ā 

This will be rough.Ā 

Grab the lubeĀ 

9 minutes ago, Demonland said:

It was my understanding that it wasn't.Ā 

No offence to you, but it’sĀ absurd toĀ think that no-one in the FD reviewed that game. It’s just not realistic. There are degrees of review, but to think it wasn’t reviewed at all is crazy.


One thing fr sure is we won’t let max get bullied off the ball this time. Expect fireworks if they try that.Ā 

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Gee, Tim Smith will be feeling the pressure. Will probably get text messages at half time from Preuss, saying things like 'I hope you're enjoying borrowing my spot, just bring it back with the tank full'.

Honestly, I go into this game with a 'nothing to lose ' attitude. The whole AFL world will be expecting us to get a whacking, and even my plan for an incrementally delusional path to later season greatness doesn't include a win tonight.

Still, y' never know. And a win tonight would completely turn the story around, our early season horrors would be declared just that, and people would start praising our character and maturity. And of course, when you win, you can mention your injuries whenever you like.



There can’t be long left. Blow the siren.


Jesus Christ. His technique is absolutely horrendous.

Petracca clearly not happy about the responsibility of taking the shot.

Aaaand there it goes.

Still, in 4 minutes we've outscored our entire Prelim Final first half...

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