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Gold Coast not as bad as many think. 

Melbourne are. 

 
 

We cant mark for **** goes straight through our hands.


We would have to be the worst team at finishing inside 50.  It's just horrible

 
Just now, Rusty Nails said:

We would have to be the worst team at finishing inside 50.  It's just horrible

It really is. Its bloody woeful.

be great if somebody could kick it a little lower to garlett, has been kicked over his head 4-5 times when he was on the perfect lead


1 minute ago, Hellish Inferno said:

Dropping the ball???

Yes....it doesn't matter how you dispose of it apparently.  If you get caught just let it fall out of your hands


1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Garlett has butter fingers. 

I’m not the biggest fan of garlett but they are kicking it over his head every time 

This is pathetic.

If we were playing a top 8 side we would be down 6 goals right now.

T-mac has no run into the back of 2 players of ours playing in front, a good chance of marking, and spoils them.  Such dumb footy right now.


3 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

We would have to be the worst team at finishing inside 50.  It's just horrible

We are by along way

Additionally my 5yo daughter is learning to kick properly at Auskick atm, perhaps Petracca could drop in for some expert coaching from the volunteers there.

 

Seriously.  Hore is literally our only player in 2019 who can win an aerial contest.

What has happened to us.


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