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Watching otc and they just said something is happening with May. 

 May is fronting the player group but don’t know why yet. 

 Brace yourselves. 

More to come. 

Edited by DemonOX

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Thoughts anyone? My guess is a late night break of curfew or drinking ban. (Complete and utter guess) 

 
1 minute ago, DemonOX said:

Watching otc and they just said something is happening with May. 

 May is fronting the player group but don’t know why yet. 

 Brace yourselves. 

More to come. 


 

 
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I hope May is not 34 years old and from Baxter


Few pints on a Sunday afternoon? Stand to be corrected but this has got over-the-top outrage written all over it.

 

 

Top notch from the moment he got to the club. Super professional. A real leader. 

With leaders like that at GC it’s no wonder they were a hot mess.

And yes he can drink a few pints but the fact he has to front up and please explain himself means he broke team rules. The man is unfit and battling skin folds and groin issues. Beer is clearly not the answer to him getting on the field. 

Edited by Jaded


3 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Top notch from the moment he got to the club. Super professional. A real leader. 

With leaders like that at GC it’s no wonder they were a hot mess.

And yes he can drink a few pints but the fact he has to front up and please explain himself means he broke team rules. The man is unfit and battling skin folds and groin issues. Beer is clearly not the answer to him getting on the field. 

So the reporter has come out and said he has to face the group.  Do you actually know if this is true? 

He was the pub for 3 hrs, give me a spell!!!

What an utter disgrace by a former captain .. he’s teammates busted their [censored] winning a game & this [censored] has played one game & come back to preseason unfit! 

Edited by Demonsone

Give him a month at Casey when he’s finally fit. 

Frost deserves to stay in the side ahead of him. Lever to replace O Mac in rd 11/12.

Having a few pints on a Sunday arvo isn’t a hanging offence but you can tell the players that will go to any lengths to get the best out of themselves and those that don’t.

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4 minutes ago, Demons11 said:

So the reporter has come out and said he has to face the group.  Do you actually know if this is true? 

He was the pub for 3 hrs, give me a spell!!!

Well if the reporter is a liar then fine. But if he does have to front up, then the only one who needs a spell is May. This bloke is on $700k a season. He hasn’t been fit since turning up to the club. He got himself suspended in a pre season game, played one average game and then proceeded to do a groin. An injury he has now dragged out for 5 weeks with no end in sight. 

He is 27 years old. This was his second chance at success. He is blowing it. 

2 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Give him a month at Casey when he’s finally fit. 

Frost deserves to stay in the side ahead of him. Lever to replace O Mac in rd 11/12.

Having a few pints on a Sunday arvo isn’t a hanging offence but you can tell the players that will go to any lengths to get the best out of themselves and those that don’t.

He hasn’t achieved anything or earned any respect for the club .. come back in poor shape, would you not think as a former captain he would be doing everything to be 100% fit???

11 minutes ago, Robot Devil said:

 

 

That will help his rehab and fitness. 

You think he would have learnt something by now but maybe he’s a slow learner. 

I still like him and think it will be a good trade but geez it’s been a rocky start. 

Pull your finger out May. 

24 minutes ago, Vineytime said:

Few beers, done by 6pm, don’t get sucked in, move on....

I'd like to agree with you but then why is he apologising?

Assume it's because he has agreed with the team to do every little this possible to lift to the standards required to be elite including staying off the P15s...

If so then this is simply an example of not being able to do all the things required, and not being true to his word... poor for $800k plus and already pathetically behind expectations 

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Roos just said he thinks footy is not a priority. Footy is not his number 1 priority. He may have something going on in his life but footy is not his number 1 priority at the moment. 


Hopefully the ‘Nathan Jones’ non-alcoholic beer..?

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1 minute ago, DemonOX said:

Roos just said he thinks footy is not a priority. Footy is not his number 1 priority. He may have something going on in his life but footy is not his number 1 priority at the moment. 

If true, massive indictment on the recruiters

Just now, DemonOX said:

Roos just said he thinks footy is not a priority. Footy is not his number 1 priority. He may have something going on in his life but footy is not his number 1 priority at the moment. 

Thrilled. The last player who didn’t make footy his priority at our club has a 10,000 page thread about him. 

This won’t end well. 

 
Just now, Jaded said:

Thrilled. The last player who didn’t make footy his priority at our club has a 10,000 page thread about him. 

This won’t end well. 

We have a new Jack Watts!!!!!!!?


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