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18 hours ago, dieter said:

Seriously scary.

With all this off-season eulogising and "monster" myth making about the new recruits in particular Brandon Preuss, well before the advent of the real stuff. When will the hype actually meet the  reality or the reality meet the hype?  Seems more than a whiff of bathwater out there post 2018. 

                                                                 6 drops of the essence of terror

                                                                 5 drops of sinister sauce ...

                                                           ... and now for a tincture of tenderness

                                                           because without a touch of tenderness

                                                                 it might deestroy me

                                                                 oops too much!

 

I dunno whether i care how big Preuss is, i want to see him in half a dozen continuous Senior Games first......

1 hour ago, Tarax Club said:

With all this off-season eulogising and "monster" myth making about the new recruits in particular Brandon Preuss, well before the advent of the real stuff. When will the hype actually meet the  reality or the reality meet the hype?  Seems more than a whiff of bathwater out there post 2018. 

                                                                 6 drops of the essence of terror

                                                                 5 drops of sinister sauce ...

                                                           ... and now for a tincture of tenderness

                                                           because without a touch of tenderness

                                                                 it might deestroy me

                                                                 oops too much!


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Edited by Mazer Rackham

 
1 hour ago, Tarax Club said:

With all this off-season eulogising and "monster" myth making about the new recruits in particular Brandon Preuss, well before the advent of the real stuff. When will the hype actually meet the  reality or the reality meet the hype?  Seems more than a whiff of bathwater out there post 2018. 

                                                                 6 drops of the essence of terror

                                                                 5 drops of sinister sauce ...

                                                           ... and now for a tincture of tenderness

                                                           because without a touch of tenderness

                                                                 it might deestroy me

                                                                 oops too much!

You sound like Ron B and Gerry Gee....

1 hour ago, Tarax Club said:

With all this off-season eulogising and "monster" myth making about the new recruits in particular Brandon Preuss, well before the advent of the real stuff.

True. We had a John Meesen and a James Sellar once. They were monsters of the "Herman Munster" ilk. We want Michael from Halloween.


On 1/14/2019 at 4:28 PM, Demonland said:

 

Hope we sent our players there with the motivation of cozying up to the VIC players playing outter state. 

8 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

WTF

Exactly. 2/3 of Demonland have this whacko on ignore and only see his posts when quoted. Thanks Dazzle ?

Edited by Moonshadow

2 hours ago, Mazer Rackham said:

True. We had a John Meesen and a James Sellar once. They were monsters of the "Herman Munster" ilk. We want Michael from Halloween.

We want Ron Barassi and Jack Mueller.

 
38 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Exactly. 2/3 of Demonland have this whacko on ignore and only see his posts when quoted. Thanks Dazzle ?

Shouldn't have told me that............

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Exactly. 2/3 of Demonland have this whacko on ignore and only see his posts when quoted. Thanks Dazzle ?

I just assumed everyone had him on ignore.


4 hours ago, Tarax Club said:

With all this off-season eulogising and "monster" myth making about the new recruits in particular Brandon Preuss, well before the advent of the real stuff. When will the hype actually meet the  reality or the reality meet the hype?  Seems more than a whiff of bathwater out there post 2018. 

                                                                 6 drops of the essence of terror

                                                                 5 drops of sinister sauce ...

                                                           ... and now for a tincture of tenderness

                                                           because without a touch of tenderness

                                                                 it might deestroy me

                                                                 oops too much!

Milton the Monster? 

To answer the question re rules, the players have instruction of every facet, fitness, diet, health etc etc

Any extra has been cleared with the club

They all have individually tailored programs

Tommy Mac has been 'instructed' whenever he can to walk barefoot, as it strengthens the foot and will help his toe

7 hours ago, Deemania since 56 said:

Cracker up the r's from the head coach?

Petracca = Height: 186cm     Weight: 96kg

yet...

Vandenberg = Height: 188cm     Weight: 90kg

Why cant i upload a picture (file) that is 3.3mb? Just keeps saying error -200 or something?

Edited by Wadda We Sing

6 hours ago, Tarax Club said:

With all this off-season eulogising and "monster" myth making about the new recruits in particular Brandon Preuss, well before the advent of the real stuff. When will the hype actually meet the  reality or the reality meet the hype?  Seems more than a whiff of bathwater out there post 2018. 

                                                                 6 drops of the essence of terror

                                                                 5 drops of sinister sauce ...

                                                           ... and now for a tincture of tenderness

                                                           because without a touch of tenderness

                                                                 it might deestroy me

                                                                 oops too much!

Ha !    nice one TaraxC.

 

R U suggesting we nickname Preusst...  as Milton ??? 

 

...  could this be Todd Viney  &  Jason Taylor...  doing their very best work ?

 

 

...  chilling thought TC... Milton de-Monster,  in our Ruck.

I think it has a ring to it...  'milton'   Preusst.   ?

 

.


3 hours ago, dieter said:

We want Ron Barassi and Jack Mueller.

You know,  I'd settle for a fiery Murray Weideman type.

Edited by DV8

@Scoop Junior

Only an observation from Saturday’s session in which training was light and the players spent the session largely in positional groups, Fritsch was mainly in drills that consisted of small defenders. Spent some time with Salem, Jetta and Hunt working on basic defensive techniques, such as spoiling and killing the contest quickly.

As I said, this only from what I observed on Saturday, the regulars might be able to provide more from pre- Christmas sessions in regards to Fritsch. 

Edited by Dee Zephyr

11 hours ago, DV8 said:

You know,  I'd settle for a fiery Murray Weideman type.

Yeah, imahe that, 2 Weidemans running around, grandpa and grandson. Wouldn't that make Bruce salivate.

13 hours ago, Satyriconhome said:

To answer the question re rules, the players have instruction of every facet, fitness, diet, health etc etc

Any extra has been cleared with the club

They all have individually tailored programs

Tommy Mac has been 'instructed' whenever he can to walk barefoot, as it strengthens the foot and will help his toe

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