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If Clarry CHOO CHOO DOESNT make AA I will..

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1 minute ago, Petraccattack said:

Pretty sure the whole squad of 40 would be there, even the interstaters.

do you prefer Oliver's suit buttoned up, or Gawn a bit more free flowing mate?

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    Just now, Danelska said:

    do you prefer Oliver's suit buttoned up, or Gawn a bit more free flowing mate?

    I am not sure, as I have quite literally zero fashion sense.

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    Just now, Petraccattack said:

    I am not sure, as I have quite literally zero fashion sense.

    my point was... ahhh...it was a double entendre

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    Just now, Petraccattack said:

    I am not sure, as I have quite literally zero fashion sense.

    You are among friends Pa.

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    13 minutes ago, Danelska said:

    judging by these picks, they're in... 

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    Interesting that the kit is MFC prescribed, but just like on gameday, the boots are "bring your own".

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    You don't think you might be just a little biased?

    If you are referring to the AA selection this year, then absolutely not.

    If you are referring to the list of career achievements, I actually reigned them back in a bit after my first draft ?

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    Well he is not in the midfield. Maybe will get on the bench. 

    Absolute [censored] joke. But then look at the selectors. 

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    Just now, Jaded said:

    Well he is not in the midfield. Maybe will get on the bench. 

    Absolute [censored] joke. But then look at the selectors. 

    Was always going to be on the bench. He is in most people’s AA team. 

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    Just now, Deestroy All said:

    Was always going to be on the bench. He is in most people’s AA team. 

    Because most people are absolute nuffies. 

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    7 minutes ago, Jaded said:

    Well he is not in the midfield. Maybe will get on the bench. 

    Absolute [censored] joke. But then look at the selectors. 

    Why jaded? He is competing against a large number of very good players. Supporters almost always think their players are the best when quite often they are somewhat less.

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    4 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Why jaded? He is competing against a large number of very good players. Supporters almost always think their players are the best when quite often they are somewhat less.

    You think Dangerfield has had a better season than Oliver, or that his punchable head is in because he’s a “big name”?

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    35 minutes ago, Danelska said:

    judging by these picks, they're in... 

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    really need to reassess my life choices. These 2 are seriously batting well above their average......

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    11 minutes ago, old dee said:

    I can see why Gawn might as he has been the stand out Ruckman this year but why Clarry?

    yes he has had a good year for us but in the position he plays there are a large number of very good players.

    It is like the Mid fielders award there are some very good players scoring votes every week. 

    3rd for total disposals, 2nd for contested posessions, 3rd for total tackles, 7th total inside-50s, 5th for clearances, 5th for score involvements.

    Your inside midfielders this year are Patrick Cripps, Tom Mitchell, Clayton Oliver and fresh air.

    Worth noting that Oliver has both of those two well covered for tackles. And score involvements, too, though that's hardly fair on Cripps, playing for Carlton and all.

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    12 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Why jaded? He is competing against a large number of very good players. Supporters almost always think their players are the best when quite often they are somewhat less.

    Dustin Martin has not had a better year than Oliver. Got in on his name

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    lol, Ben Brown will be on the bench next to Clayton Oliver, both sitting there going 'what the fork do I have to do?'

     

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    No doubt Dangerfield or Rance for captaincy. Two A grade knobs. 

    Also Tom Stewart? For realz?

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    3 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    lol, Ben Brown will be on the bench next to Clayton Oliver, both sitting there going 'what the fork do I have to do?'

     

    Gunston wasn't a great choice. How Devon Smith didn't start I'll never know 

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    Making an All Australian bench is still making All Australian. It’s nothing to scoff at. 

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    [censored] yes Clarry!

     

    Hahaha Shane Edwards...

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    Well done Clayton. Absolutely deserved after a ripping year. And just turned 21!

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