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Petracca to miss Essendon Game

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1 hour ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Nice work here...

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Not bad.

Dubdee still well in front with his Conor McKenna post.

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    .... amazing.... couldn't write this stuff

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    My mother in law was bitten by a dog on the leg and also suffered an infection. Took her a couple of monthsย to shake off completelyย and couldnโ€™t walk for a long time.ย 

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    22 hours ago, Petraccattack said:

    Dog bite lol

    More likely dunking basketballs again and cut his finger open on the ring.

    Come on ....it was Rance~!

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    Take this with a massive, massiveย grain of salt. What a mutt this bloke is.

    1. A #whispers EXCLUSIVE โ€œHis head is that far up his own...โ€ A club source today confirmed that the so called โ€œinfected dog biteโ€ is a smokescreen for the real reason โ€œCP5โ€ will miss this weekend; he was dropped after concerns about his โ€œarrogantโ€ and egotistical behaviour #AFLAFL18.png

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      Petracca underwent minor finger surgery this week and was medically cleared to play this weekend. The decision comes after repeated warnings from club officials, coaches and the leadership group.

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      The dog bite, while severe, was not severe enough to miss an AFL game.

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    46 minutes ago, Tough Kent said:

    Take this with a massive, massiveย grain of salt. What a mutt this bloke is.

    Will do.

    This is the kind of disinformation that flies about when a club is going through a rough trot.

    Collingwood have put with this kind of $h!t for ever, even in good times.

    When the vultures get a faint whiff of blood, this is the bull**** that starts to circulate. Hogan's too easy a target ... next we'll hear something about Max, or Oliver.

    The specific rumour isn't worrying. It's more that the smell of blood is in the air.

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    8 minutes ago, Wolfturdo said:

    That is absolute bull [censored]ย 

    Which bit ?

    All smells suss.

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    3 hours ago, Tough Kent said:

    Take this with a massive, massiveย grain of salt. What a mutt this bloke is.

    1. A #whispers EXCLUSIVE โ€œHis head is that far up his own...โ€ A club source today confirmed that the so called โ€œinfected dog biteโ€ is a smokescreen for the real reason โ€œCP5โ€ will miss this weekend; he was dropped after concerns about his โ€œarrogantโ€ and egotistical behaviour #AFLAFL18.png

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      Petracca underwent minor finger surgery this week and was medically cleared to play this weekend. The decision comes after repeated warnings from club officials, coaches and the leadership group.

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      The dog bite, while severe, was not severe enough to miss an AFL game.

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    Goody is hell-bent on "Humble" so I would not be shocked.

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    32 minutes ago, Chook said:

    Goody is hell-bent on "Humble" so I would not be shocked.

    Yeah, but dropping a player for being arrogant and egotistical?ย 

    I've no doubt Trac is a bit arrogant and maybe has a big ego, but to drop him for that isย rubbish.

    It's more believable to suggest they kept him out as punishment for not being upfront about the bite. But even that's a billy stretch.

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    32 minutes ago, Chook said:

    Goody is hell-bent on "Humble" so I would not be shocked.

    Yeah, but dropping a player for being arrogant and egotistical?ย 

    I've no doubt Trac is a bit arrogant and maybe has a big ego, but to drop him for that isย rubbish.

    It's more believable to suggest they kept him out as punishment for not being upfront about the bite. But even that's a billy stretch.

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    Attempted delete, somehow the app is double posting.

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    1 hour ago, Chook said:

    Goody is hell-bent on "Humble" so I would not be shocked.

    "club officials, coaches and the leadership group"

    The days of coaches calling all the shots in isolation finished the day they stopped moving their own cones around, about 50 years ago.
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    43 minutes ago, Chook said:

    Goody is hell-bent on "Humble" so I would not be shocked.

    It's still rubbish. More likely he was punished for keeping the injury secret but even that's a billy stretch.

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    43 minutes ago, Chook said:

    Goody is hell-bent on "Humble" so I would not be shocked.

    It's still rubbish. More likely he was punished for keeping the injury secret but even that's a billy stretch.

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    So the guy who made the call to offload Watts, who this week dropped a fan favourite and rusted on best 22 player Garlett, somehow finds it too hard to drop Petracca without hiding behind a story about a dog bite. Got it.

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    9 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    .... amazing.... couldn't write this stuff

    You're not taking notice of what's been going on in Washington???

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    37 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

    So the guy ... who this week dropped a fan favourite and rusted on best 22 player Garlett

    You're defending mediocrity.

    Garlett had 6 possessions this week, and 5 the week before. Heaven help us that's what we expect of a "rusted on best 22 player"

    He deserved to get dropped, regardless of who made the decision.

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    AFL trade whisperer is known for spouting absolute dross, and this is no exception. You only need to scroll through his news feed to see this.ย 

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