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Injury List - Season 2018

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Just watched the news on tv, Showed the Jeremy Cameron thing again.....then showed the story on TMac......That Port arsewipe lined Tommy up and hit him straight down the middle.....Result is a bruised bleeding lung and nothing happens....Just like Sylvia's jaw a few years ago. We just don't matter in the eyes of many. Frustrating.

 
4 minutes ago, bd said:

Just watched the news on tv, Showed the Jeremy Cameron thing again.....then showed the story on TMac......That Port arsewipe lined Tommy up and hit him straight down the middle.....Result is a bruised bleeding lung and nothing happens....Just like Sylvia's jaw a few years ago. We just don't matter in the eyes of many. Frustrating.

If one of ours got suspended for that superb bump you'd be calling for blood. 

58 minutes ago, Roost It said:

If one of ours got suspended for that superb bump you'd be calling for blood. 

Possibly, but it seems a bit double standards to me. I don't think Camerons was deliberate for what its worth. TMac was lined up and hurt. Not sure if the Port blokes feet left the ground.

 
1 hour ago, Roost It said:

If one of ours got suspended for that superb bump you'd be calling for blood. 

'that superb bump" as you call it, has been an example of the reason why Bernie, amongst others, has been cited and maligned several times, in the past, by the media when they feel it has been  "poo" ie stink, worthy by their standards of MFC.


15 hours ago, Roost It said:

If one of ours got suspended for that superb bump you'd be calling for blood. 

Yeah superb bump, ran past the ball and with force bumped a bloke not expecting it and bruised his lung, which saw him coughing up blood. Extremely courageous act. Lucky not to connect with TMac's head, or it would have been weeks, even though it was not deemed worthy of a free kick to us, as was no other incident in our F50 the whole night, even though the ball was in our F50 twice the time of Port, who got multiple frees, 50's and suspect marks and goals.

Sorry for the umpire rant I am still angry at them. 

 

On 6/28/2018 at 10:56 AM, Redleg said:

Yeah superb bump, ran past the ball and with force bumped a bloke not expecting it and bruised his lung, which saw him coughing up blood. Extremely courageous act. Lucky not to connect with TMac's head, or it would have been weeks, even though it was not deemed worthy of a free kick to us, as was no other incident in our F50 the whole night, even though the ball was in our F50 twice the time of Port, who got multiple frees, 50's and suspect marks and goals.

Sorry for the umpire rant I am still angry at them. 

 

I concur.

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Melbourne injury list: round 16

Pat McKenna (hamstring) – available
Aaron vandenBerg (ankle) – available
Jayden Hunt (ankle) – 4-5 weeks
Jake Lever (knee) – season
Corey Maynard (hip) – season

 
On 7/4/2018 at 8:56 PM, Chelly said:

Melbourne injury list: round 16

Pat McKenna (hamstring) – available
Aaron vandenBerg (ankle) – available
Jayden Hunt (ankle) – 4-5 weeks
Jake Lever (knee) – season
Corey Maynard (hip) – season

Wow. With an injury list that small and we lose to the Aints on the MCG

Disgraceful

55 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Wow. With an injury list that small and we lose to the Aints on the MCG

Disgraceful

So is it recruiting or development?

*walks out backwards slowly

Edited by SFebey


42 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Wow. With an injury list that small and we lose to the Aints on the MCG

Disgraceful

You needed to see this list today to know the extent of our injuries ?

Wow

6 minutes ago, ProDee said:

You needed to see this list today to know the extent of our injuries ?

Wow

You can't win with him, though.  If it was a long injury list he'd be blaming it on the Norm Smith Curse, Dave Misson is absolute rubbish, players getting injured means they have zero passion and so forth.  He'll change anything in any way he can to fit his narrative.

49 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

You can't win with him, though.  If it was a long injury list he'd be blaming it on the Norm Smith Curse, Dave Misson is absolute rubbish, players getting injured means they have zero passion and so forth.  He'll change anything in any way he can to fit his narrative.

Is that what i would be thinking is it???

57 minutes ago, ProDee said:

You needed to see this list today to know the extent of our injuries ?

Wow

No....

But it is written...

28 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

No....

But it is written...

Clearly you didn't know.

It's OK.

At least it gave you opportunity to share an opinion that none of us knew.


1 minute ago, ProDee said:

Clearly you didn't know.

It's OK.

 

I beg your pardon?

do you step in dog poo ? every day?

 

5 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

I beg your pardon?

do you step in dog poo ? every day?

 

You didn't know.

It's OK.

Only 4 Players listed as injured. Joel Smith is a Test, plus Lever, Maynard and Hunt.

Shortest injury list in the AFL.

Credit where it's due.

 

Edit: Might have gone too early (!), seems Stretch could be added to that. Would make us equal lowest, with Brisbane. FWIW ...

Edited by bing181

Just heard that Billy Stretch may have injured a knee. Hope that mail is completely wrong.


5 minutes ago, ProperDee said:

Just heard that Billy Stretch may have injured a knee. Hope that mail is completely wrong.

no sauce..no post on a rumour like that

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Bad luck to Billy Stretch just as soon as he breaks back into the team, he gets a stress fracture to the toe and that’s his season in all likelihood.

The unusual one this week is Jayden Hunt who is officially listed as a test even though I thought Simon Goodwin mentioned he was a couple of weeks ago in his presser.

Melbourne injury list: round 17

Jayden Hunt (ankle) – test
Declan Keilty (concussion) – test
Joel Smith (hip) – test
Dion Johnstone (quad) – one week
Billy Stretch (toe) – indefinite
Jack Lever (knee) – season 
Corey Maynard (hip) – season 

 

Lever is the only key injury in that list. With such a good run there is no reason why we shouldn't be competing for a guaranteed finals spot.

4 hours ago, Pates said:

Lever is the only key injury in that list. With such a good run there is no reason why we shouldn't be competing for a guaranteed finals spot.

Therein lies the problem again !


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