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Just saw the scores....gold. Think actually id rather just miss the finals than get smashed like that. Team moral would take a real beating.

Essendrug were pathetic but onto other matters I hope port give west coke a good old thrashing.

 

Great result seeing the "druggies" pounded. Couldn't help but laugh out loud when they crossed to the Essendon coaching box and their sponsor's message was Alliance Chemists  -  Where local health matters. ARE THEY KIDDING. Is that where they got their injections???  

Port and Meth Coke should be a classic. 

Drug deals outside the ground will be doing a roaring trade. 

Anyone been to a Port Home game here and lived through it?


It makes me feel sick that we aren't gearing up right now for our first final in 11 years. [censored] this still stings :(

 

My multi is still alive, Darling to kick the first between the 1-2 minute mark but Port win the game.

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

My multi is still alive, Darling to kick the first between the 1-2 minute mark but Port win the game.

Well I'm pleased for your multi Ethan.

Nothing worse than a dead multi.


37 minutes ago, dl4e said:

Essendrug were pathetic but onto other matters I hope port give west coke a good old thrashing.

I'd be equally happy to see Port get belted. Maybe moreso,

This is the worst game by far. The turnovers are amazing. Port look like they have had too many bongs before the game.

Just now, dl4e said:

This is the worst game by far. The turnovers are amazing. Port look like they have had too many bongs before the game.

Haha! Had a few in the Car Park!!

we should be there! :(


Wow how good was it sitting back watching that 2nd half today knowing the game was over by 1/2 time. Swans were just awesome. Happy to see the scum out. 

Hope all the essenscum fans enjoy there bus ride home and I hope it was fun sitting there in the 2nd half knowing the game was over and you couldn't go home. 

 

Edited by dees189227

Ffs we would have wiped the deck with this Port outfit 

39 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well I'm pleased for your multi Ethan.

Nothing worse than a dead multi.

It's almost dead now. 

Even more of a reason to hate the Weagles. 

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1 minute ago, Goffer said:

Ffs we would have wiped the deck with this Port outfit 

Confident that the Power can get their [censored] together and still win this.


Love the way Dixon is playing. Aggressive and just wants it tonight!

Petrie could play another year easily. Is a player who.still can play forward and ruck well. Great grab and kick. Eagles should give him another year. Talk him.out of retirement.

It was McKenzie who we passed on as a temporary 'stopper' in last years trade period, he was a FA from memory. Getting a game in an elimination final, shows we could've used him. Another case of DL calling every non-elite talent from other clubs, duds.

Edited by Wrecked Owl Dees Function

 

Jordie Lewis doing half time analysis on fox footy .... saying port had a bit of stage fright in the 1st 

in a parallel universe he would we out there playing ?

Edited by Delusional demon 82

Just now, Delusional demon 82 said:

Jordie Lewis doing half time analysis on fox footy .... saying port were a bit stage fright in the 1st 

in a parallel universe he would we out there playing ?

He'd certainly be an expert on identifying stage-fright after this year.


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