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GAMEDAY - Round 7

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1 minute ago, Chook said:

Watch ‘em score one easy.

Yeah...

 
1 minute ago, Chook said:

Watch ‘em score one easy.

like clockwork!

 
Just now, leave it to deever said:

Missing a big man in Gawn Im afraid

They can at least leap. Not even doing that.

Surely Frost is like, the perfect matchup for McEvoy...


10 minutes ago, praha said:

Guys. This might be a 100 point loss. This is embarrassing. 

Give me a break. We may be playing awfully, but all teams do. We just need to keep it within a 20-30 point margin and snatch a goal here or there in the next 5 mins like Freo and Geelong did to us.

Edited by DominatrixTyson

Are we really that slow or is there some other explanation for the Hawks players always having 2-3 metres spare on all of our players when they break forward.

 
6 minutes ago, Mr Steve said:

it's a game of inches guys. We are just a fraction off. 

We should be a mile ahead with the standard Hawthorn have brought this year. Our over use of hand ball allows the opponent to continually close us down and we put ourselves under pressure with the turnovers and bring them into the match.  All they have to do is keep their feet, keep a few loose sweeper or two on the outside and wait for us to turn it over with yet another dumb handball and they're off to the races again.

We help other ordinary teams win by over using hand ball instead of going forward via kicking and hitting targets more often.

Edited by Rusty Nails


Now we cant even handball right.

Gotta get another goal here and not concede one in the last 30 secs as usual.

Just now, leave it to deever said:

JOnes and Viney lifted .........tough gap to close

We created our own gap Deever


Roughy could be an awful footballer and we’d never know the difference with all the love he gets from the umps.

Just now, Rusty Nails said:

We created our own gap Deever

No argument here mate...Im embarrassed at our handballing

39 minutes ago, Chook said:

I know we’re being smashed, but I could watch Oliver handpass footies all day long.

I wish he'd kick the bloody thing sometimes though 

You pack of spuds.

Jesus fn christ vince....

 

Stop.


Go home MELBOURNE

1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

One minute left, time to give up a goal. 

We gave them one, they just messed it up

 

…Only Rioli’s inaccuracy stopped me from offing myself there.

[censored] shithouse


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