Things I'd Like To Hear In Tonight's Commentary

[chook fowler 19,458]

Oliver. He's delicious.

[rjay 24,919]

Hudson & Commetti in commentry with special comments by Scott Lucas boundary rider Mark Fine...

[Die Hard Demon 1,224]

More of a headline:

"Tiger's slip up, as Dees deliver a harsh reality check"

[Josh 1,420]

"so with that Hogan now holds the record for most amount of goals by an individual in one game"

[The heart beats true 18,123]

'With the Demons outstanding form this evening, and the incredible announcement at half time of simultaneous breakthroughs in hair loss and obesity treatments it really is a great night to be a middle aged, overweight, balding Melbourne supporter.'

 

 

[In Harmes Way 7,768]

"...and for the third year running, the noise of all the Richmond supporters leaving the ground early tonight reminds us of wheels falling off a bandwagon. Ironically it was the same game last year when these noises surfaced and killed off any hopes of the Tigers doing anything meaningful for the season."

[Demon Jack 6,908]

21 minutes ago, Josh said:

"so with that Hogan now holds the record for most amount of goals by an individual in one game"

"Hard to believe he was able to achieve it in a single quarter." 

[monoccular 17,427]

3 hours ago, DubDee said:

Martin tries a don't argue on Viney and well, Jack argued back.

That is Martin done for the night

I was thinking along the lines from Bruce

"And the champion Dusty gives his hallmark don't argue to Viney......oh dear, Jack has grabbed his arm and pulled it right off!"

[Sir Why You Little 37,034]

56 minutes ago, buck_nekkid said:

I would love to hear BT choking on his tongue.  I would love to hear Hamish McMuppet admit he wishes he was his brother. 

I dont want to hear Bruce go "Dusty, Dusty,Dusty, Duuuuuussstttyyy!" And have a self inflicted bukake moment like he does with Cyril.

I wanna hear the skies open up and it pelt down after we get 10 goals in front.

 

Spot on. 

Bruce having a self inflicted Bukake moment!!

Hahaha!

[At the break of Gawn 4,460]

Doubt Bruce will be commentating tonight - they'll use him tomorrow. Think we'll probably be stuck with Hamish and BT

[Skuit 10,031]

2 hours ago, DubDee said:

Oliver with 25 touches and 10 clearances in a half of footy, how good is this kid!?

The thread is things you'd like to hear - not things you're likely to hear. I think the idea is to exaggerate a bit.

Edited April 24, 2017 by Skuit

[Lord Travis 10,729]

"Hogan kicks his 6th as the Dees jump away to a 50 point lead. It's hard to split him and Oliver for the 3 Brownlow votes tonight!"

[Uncle Fester 2,848]

'The umpiring has been fair, rational, and sensible'

 

Hahahaha. Like I'll ever hear that.

Edited April 24, 2017 by Uncle Fester

[Skuit 10,031]

3 minutes ago, Uncle Fester said:

'The umpiring has been fair, rational, and sensible'

Hahahaha. Like I'll ever hear that.

You can hear it every week from the AFL.

[Uncle Fester 2,848]

Just now, Skuit said:

You can hear it every week from the AFL.

True, but I try not to listen to North Korean radio

[Skuit 10,031]

1 minute ago, Uncle Fester said:

True, but I try not to listen to North Korean radio

Be fair. If it was North Korean radio scripting the AFL's report, we would hear, 'Our Exulted Supreme leader Kim-Gil McLachlan has Single-Handedly officiated every AFL game in the History of Time and committed 0 errors while contributing a record 16 million goals across all proud and beatific member-teams.' I suppose it does sound somewhat familiar.