Oliver. He's delicious.

Hudson & Commetti in commentry with special comments by Scott Lucas boundary rider Mark Fine...

More of a headline:

"Tiger's slip up, as Dees deliver a harsh reality check"

"so with that Hogan now holds the record for most amount of goals by an individual in one game"

'With the Demons outstanding form this evening, and the incredible announcement at half time of simultaneous breakthroughs in hair loss and obesity treatments it really is a great night to be a middle aged, overweight, balding Melbourne supporter.'

 

 

"...and for the third year running, the noise of all the Richmond supporters leaving the ground early tonight reminds us of wheels falling off a bandwagon. Ironically it was the same game last year when these noises surfaced and killed off any hopes of the Tigers doing anything meaningful for the season."

21 minutes ago, Josh said:

"so with that Hogan now holds the record for most amount of goals by an individual in one game"

"Hard to believe he was able to achieve it in a single quarter." 

3 hours ago, DubDee said:

Martin tries a don't argue on Viney and well, Jack argued back.

That is Martin done for the night

I was thinking along the lines from Bruce

"And the champion Dusty gives his hallmark don't argue to Viney......oh dear, Jack has grabbed his arm and pulled it right off!"

56 minutes ago, buck_nekkid said:

I would love to hear BT choking on his tongue.  I would love to hear Hamish McMuppet admit he wishes he was his brother. 

I dont want to hear Bruce go "Dusty, Dusty,Dusty, Duuuuuussstttyyy!" And have a self inflicted bukake moment like he does with Cyril.

I wanna hear the skies open up and it pelt down after we get 10 goals in front.

 

Spot on. 

Bruce having a self inflicted Bukake moment!!

Hahaha!

Doubt Bruce will be commentating tonight - they'll use him tomorrow. Think we'll probably be stuck with Hamish and BT

2 hours ago, DubDee said:

Oliver with 25 touches and 10 clearances in a half of footy, how good is this kid!?

The thread is things you'd like to hear - not things you're likely to hear. I think the idea is to exaggerate a bit.

Edited April 24, 20178 yr by Skuit

"Hogan kicks his 6th as the Dees jump away to a 50 point lead. It's hard to split him and Oliver for the 3 Brownlow votes tonight!"

'The umpiring has been fair, rational, and sensible'

 

Hahahaha. Like I'll ever hear that.

Edited April 24, 20178 yr by Uncle Fester

3 minutes ago, Uncle Fester said:

'The umpiring has been fair, rational, and sensible'

Hahahaha. Like I'll ever hear that.

You can hear it every week from the AFL.

Just now, Skuit said:

You can hear it every week from the AFL.

True, but I try not to listen to North Korean radio

1 minute ago, Uncle Fester said:

True, but I try not to listen to North Korean radio

Be fair. If it was North Korean radio scripting the AFL's report, we would hear, 'Our Exulted Supreme leader Kim-Gil McLachlan has Single-Handedly officiated every AFL game in the History of Time and committed 0 errors while contributing a record 16 million goals across all proud and beatific member-teams.' I suppose it does sound somewhat familiar.